Logan was sitting on the toilet while step sis Charis walked in to the scene and they started having a violent and aggressive log ride.
by Log rider January 2, 2025
Get the Log ridemug. The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.
Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.
by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018
Get the Riding the Table Sawmug. This is the Female version of “Bull Riding Butt Fuck” in which you climb on top of a woman with a knot around targets nipples, and stick your penis into their Butthole or Vagina.
Made in an Xbox party by DarkestFo with Bacon and Youngcinamon
Made in an Xbox party by DarkestFo with Bacon and Youngcinamon
by Eansolo April 27, 2024
Get the Cow Riding Butt Fuckmug. When all the discord losers see eachother in real life after months and in a hundred meter radius from their houses.
by TheSajadFucker69 November 5, 2020
Get the Bike Ridemug. Little pedro knew he wouldn't be seeing his dog again after his dad took the dog on a Mexican car ride...
by Trashcan_Fuckyou April 25, 2024
Get the mexican car ridemug. Getting a ride to school means that you pass a test or course just because you had sex with a teacher.
by MyMaxPseudonym June 13, 2019
Get the Getting a ride to schoolmug. A term originating in Ontario used to describe something useless.
A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.
The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.
The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
“Man, I gotta teach myself philosophy since my professor is about as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program”
by QuotaHunter01 January 7, 2019
Get the Saskatchewan RIDE Programmug.