The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.
Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.
by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018
Get the Riding the Table Sawmug. Logan was sitting on the toilet while step sis Charis walked in to the scene and they started having a violent and aggressive log ride.
by Log rider January 2, 2025
Get the Log ridemug. by Hatbox ghost November 12, 2019
Get the dark ridemug. by Jerry fogglersnatch Nesbitt March 18, 2025
Get the Ride his boardmug. If you never learn to drive then your mrs will be driving you around riding cuckgun for the rest of your life
by Linkiszelda May 19, 2024
Get the Riding Cuckgunmug. a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.
b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"
c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug
b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"
c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug
by blundering_buttnut@yahoo.com November 16, 2010
Get the rug ridemug. by Swagmoder May 27, 2022
Get the Ride the lightningmug.