Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.

by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018

Ride his board

To ride a huge massive pee pee

I’m tempted to ask Ethan if I can ride his board

by Jerry fogglersnatch Nesbitt March 18, 2025

dark ride

A ride that is in a show building.

"There are lots of dark rides by disney"

by Hatbox ghost November 12, 2019

rug ride

a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.

b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"

c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug

C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.

by [e-mail] November 16, 2010

Riding the wake

This is where a girlfriend that is attractive to you or others /has other options , uses the fact others would gladly be you in an instant to her advantage by going out as said girlfriend playing the troubled girlfriend role in order to get what is desired and then returning home with a watered down self to argue because where as otherwise she could have her way in case scenario.

Male.says to girlfriend , oh now you are just riding the wake . Just as she leaves

by Essie Aighen July 15, 2025

OIYGA ride-request

Where you ask someone if he can take you somewhere in his vehicle, but "only if you're going anyway"; this ensures that he will not hafta use much if any extra gas to accommodate your travel-needs.

I really appreciate how my neighbor always lets me ride along in his pickup truck to the big city whenever I want to pick up bulk supplies at Home Depot or WalMart, and so I always just make OIYGA ride-requests whenever possible, and then I either reimburse him for his gas or perform a few odd jobs for him in the rare instances when I actually do need a "special ride".

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

Magic Carpet Ride

When you're a shemale and you ride your gurthy unicorn dildo as it’s suctioned to the yoga mat

Took a wild magic carpet ride after a long days worth of work at the SuperStore

by DickDurkley April 20, 2019