chill ride

Sport bike rider definition of high speed riding through twisty canyons roads, country roads, and mountains roads. Not that gay ass high speed straight riding with your stretched motorcycle chicken stripped with honey mustard tires that you never take on a drag strip but ride around showing off all the wasted money you spent on heavy chrome wheels, custom paint job of sport teams and company logos, fat tire conversion, custom homo seat with anal probe, poser ass wannabe motorcyclist who never works on ride and race craft.
Z posted on FASB "idk… I’m just looking for a chill ride… nothing crazy lol"
by Triple Treat October 27, 2021
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not gana ride a hover board

If you don't ride a hover board you are a pussy
IE not gana ride a hover board means that you are a pussy
by Johnjohnnyjohnson May 03, 2018
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Chariot Ride

While going doggystyle with conjoined twins and you grab both of their ponytails like the reigns of a chariot.
"Last night I gave these coinjoined twins a Chariot Ride."
by Guustaine Scoaber January 04, 2024
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Riding Jew

Bar Mitzvah’d men in the front of the car, everyone else in the back
Kid 1: Hey why does Noah’s dad always let him ride shotgun? Whenever i’m in the car my older sister rides up front

Kid 2: It’s because they’re Riding Jew
by YahwehTheSlumpGod June 20, 2022
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J6 Ride

Banging a liberal broad from behind and whispering "MAGA for Life" in her ear and try to keep your dick inside of her for 6 seconds.
I found a chick on this dating site and her profile stated "No MAGA". I ended up taking her out and we got frisky in the back of my truck. When I entered her doggy style I whispered in her ear "MAGA for Life!". As she bucked and tried to get me out of her liberal birth canal I held on for 6 seconds yelling "GIMME THAT J6 RIDE!!"
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Ride the lightning

To get tased by a taser, especially by a cop. Past tense: Rode the lightning
The cop told me I was going to ride the lightning if I kept trying to run.
by mynameajeffe August 02, 2022
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Saskatchewan RIDE Program

A term originating in Ontario used to describe something useless.

A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.

The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
“Man, I gotta teach myself philosophy since my professor is about as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program”
by QuotaHunter01 January 07, 2019
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