I woke up to my friend Maya asking her, "What are you doing?" She said, "Im just muff punching you." I stated, "Your pubes are rubbing against me."
by anonymous June 23, 2025
Get the Muff Punchmug. Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023
Get the Phantom Donkey Punchmug. When you you go on a date with a girl from tinder that doesn't look like her profile (fugly) but you have sex with her anyways and stick it in her butt when she's not expecting it.
by Awedray October 6, 2017
Get the Tinder punchmug. 
...the sexual act , by a male usually, of reaching around and inserting a thumb into one's anus, before pooping on the sidewalk,
I saw someone downtown on the sidewalk giving himself the San Francisco Thumb Punch. He must have been constipated because he was in there for a while...
by ThatsFuctUp September 17, 2025
Get the San Francisco Thumb Punchmug. Basically Everclear, plenty of water, and plenty of punch mix. Make the mix so it isn't too watery, too sweet, or too bitter. Basically, make it like 5 - 10 % alcohol, mostly water, and add about 5 - 15% punch. Adapt the recipe as needed.
Oh, it called Purple Passion Punch for a reason. It makes people more... passionate.
Especially the ladies, who generally weigh less then the guys.
Oh, it called Purple Passion Punch for a reason. It makes people more... passionate.
Especially the ladies, who generally weigh less then the guys.
Gal 1 - WOOO YEAH, THIS IS SO MUCH FUN *intense giggling, takes of shirt and swings it around*
Gal 2 - Whoa there, whats gotten into you?
Guy 1 - I think she had a bit too much Purple Passion Punch.
Guy 2 - *hic* Yeah, she needs to a.... *hic* I forgot. Not only is my bad memory a problem, my bad memory is a problem.
Gal 2 - Whoa there, whats gotten into you?
Guy 1 - I think she had a bit too much Purple Passion Punch.
Guy 2 - *hic* Yeah, she needs to a.... *hic* I forgot. Not only is my bad memory a problem, my bad memory is a problem.
by Ol' Rocklike Rock March 27, 2015
Get the Purple Passion Punchmug. When you are getting a blowjob and you bust and she swallows it so you thunder punch her in the gut so it comes back up.
Last night my girl blew me and swallowed . And said it did not taste good so I thunder punched so she can taste it again
by Youzbtrollin May 27, 2018
Get the Thunder punchmug.