Play school

The start year of pre school

My friend is in play school

by 459395 February 24, 2022

kiddie play

adjective; A drinker that can't handle their "hard" drinks, so they drink "alcoholic juice" (ex. margarita, champagne, wine)

Man 1: "Man, where is the wine at?
Man 2: "You don't want any of this Cîroc?
Man 3: "Nah man 2, he likes that kiddie play stuff."

by είμαι ωμόρος March 21, 2021

Power Play

Sending someone a picture of your scrotum to assert dominance via text

"This bitch wont listen to what I have to say." "Just power play her, she will listen then."

by shrekitralph200 May 28, 2018

soft play hotdesking

Taking your work with you when you take your children to an indoor soft play centre, for example paperwork or laptop, and doing said work whilst the children are playing.

Today I saw several parents soft play hotdesking when I took my children to the indoor play centre.

by llamacroft October 13, 2014

People who dont want to play monopoly

That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.

Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!

Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.

by Abusive Shit Bastard January 4, 2018

play-ratio

The ratio between the amount of play (any sexual relation) one gets to the amount of times potential play opportunity was squandered. The number is often uncalculatable and must be equal to or greater than zero. This metric is typically used to quantify a man's sexual fitness

I missed Sarah's "you up?" text last night, my play-ratio is at an all time low!

by burlybiker April 24, 2022

Playing the pipe organ

Where a woman fucks a pipe on the pipe organ. Activity is limited to venues that just happen to have a pipe organ or 2 lying around.

I was locking up the church at night after choir practice. When I was sure everyone was out of the building I snuck up to the choir loft and started , playing the pipe organ. Boy that key of 'c'will. Never be the same again!

by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021