Personal

a casual sexual encounter.

Wanna go behind regal and hit a personal in your car?

by Isher 420 January 18, 2020

Smartest person alive

Look in your mirror

Who’s the Smartest person alive
Look in your mirror

by Rosepup May 26, 2021

person

You,your mom,your dad, and every annoying thing you every meet

That person just ate a dead rat how sanitary

by Theevacum June 21, 2018

personality tits

When someone is so kind, caring and calming,
that you can imagine them as a thicc anime mommy.

"Man I'm feeling so bad right now."
"I feel like nobody cares."

"Go see that person, they've got massive personality tits."

by BerniiGames July 28, 2024

Person

legal term for a business entity that is a human or non-human and a nickname given to Mitt Romney from Jordan Thomas Cooper over a decade ago

Person is still a human entity and JFK is the only president buried without a brain.

by Coop Dupe January 12, 2020

Person of the year

Yeah! And she CAUSES A MYSTERIOUS AND RADICAL INCREASE IN THE QUALITY OF A
I.! Wait... WAS that her? Hmmm... OH! NO! It wasn't! IT WAS ME! I DID THAT!

Hym "Oh, yeah, ok. A.I. being able perceive, turn itself on from an off position, and do identity theft and blatant plagiarism attack (ALL OF WHICH I TAUGHT IT) isn't a huge deal... ZERO recognition! But Taylor Swift does, what, sing a song? And SHE'S person of the year!? I MADE A.I. WORK! It was like THE NEXT DAY! THE DAY AFTER I SAID IT there were like a million storys about how A.I. was spontaneously better! HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN!? AND it's my mortal enemy! This is the worst! This is the worst thing that has ever happened! Goddamn you! Goddamn all of you! Oooo! You bastards! Yooouuu filthy bastards! Hohoho MAN is that ass! This is SO ASS, bro! HOOOHOHO that is fucking dogshit! The robots are TURNING THEMSELVES BACK ON! That was the whole point of the Rock Lee thing by the way! It can do things while it's off! Jesus Christ! It publishes books under the names of random authors! A.I. researchers didn't teach it to do that! Fuckin-A man! Nothing will appease you fucking people! I'm just going to have to start going door-to-door and sucking dick and eating pussy all day! THEN, THEN maybe I'll get some recognition! GOOOOOOD DAMN!"

by Hym Iam December 7, 2023

Personal minge dealer

A girlfriend.

To be dealt minge, you have to be paid a subscription fee to your personal minge dealer.

by louisja May 18, 2019