A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.
Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011
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Delaware Punch was created by Thomas E. Lyons in 1913. The brand is currently owned by The Coca-Cola Company, but has been discontinued.
by SPrice1980 February 13, 2023
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Often done after her lover has given a Nintendo switch.
Often done after her lover has given a Nintendo switch.
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Person one: “has anyone seen Richard?”
Person two: “He is in the hospital, he got a little over excited by his new switch, and dislocated his jaw”
Person one: “damn. I wish I had a Nintendo switch”
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Person one: “has anyone seen Richard?”
Person two: “He is in the hospital, he got a little over excited by his new switch, and dislocated his jaw”
Person one: “damn. I wish I had a Nintendo switch”
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Get the Hunch Punch mug.“Punch” or “Punched” is a term invented by the twitch streamer/tiktoker named nurionbothworlds, the definition is simple, it simply means something or someone is lame or unfunny. Particularly jokes or insults people make back at you.
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