An inescapable, dense black void that has such a strong gravitational pull, that not even light can escape that consumes all of space and time around it, and distorts it so much that it appears to swirl around the void. Usually in the center of galaxies and quasars, black holes range from asteroid size to thousands or even millions of times larger than our own sun.
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Get the The Black Patrick mug.When a uncircumcised black man pulls back his foreskin to reveal his pink tip. Similar to the way you take off the cap of a chapstick to reveal the pink inside.
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Get the Black Itachi mug.THe real life version of the hunger games when after being grateful and stuff the day before on thanksgiving, you turn very greedy for a tv or a computer and camp out in a store for days.
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Get the Black Friday mug.When a gang of alien gutter scum abduct your future ex-wife and debate the merits of raping her before selling her into slavery while you get drunk in the cantina, lose 2/3 of your "bankroll" playing pazaak to billion year old demons, and haggle with a teenage scrapper slut for a custom astromech droid that can slice into state of the art military security systems and doesn't come with the whiny bitchy backlip of R2-D2.
Revan thought that a weeks wages at the mandated minimum on Alderaan was too high a price to pay for T3-M4 but if he hadn't been such a Jew maybe Bastilla would not have been Black Vulkarized. I don't think the walls of her vaginal canal ever recovered after that alien sank his tether hooks into it.
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Get the Black Vulkarize mug.A phrase that is used to describe a situation in which although the outcome may look promising, it is only structured that way by the people who actually profit from it. The actual idea behind the phrase is that the "Honey" is actually Blackstrap Molasses, which is known to be extremely bitter, mirroring the disappointment one feels when understanding that they've been tricked.
In present tense, use "The honey is black" instead.
Predatory systems or Loans are a beautiful example of this idea. Initially, it seems as though the benefits are worth harboring, but overtime, you come to understand that it either wasn't worth it, or it didn't really give you what you wanted. Especially applicable if such an instance of this has either already happened or it is too late to go back on your decision.
In present tense, use "The honey is black" instead.
Predatory systems or Loans are a beautiful example of this idea. Initially, it seems as though the benefits are worth harboring, but overtime, you come to understand that it either wasn't worth it, or it didn't really give you what you wanted. Especially applicable if such an instance of this has either already happened or it is too late to go back on your decision.
"Tiffany told me that she would try harder to be a better person, and I believed her even though everybody told me not to. You all knew the honey was black, but I went after it anyway. I have nobody to blame but myself."
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