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Emo Kid

those stupid but hullarious to watch kids that go around in tight ass pants & stud belts &black converse & the straightened swoop bangs w/ black or verry dark hair that talk about how much they hate their lives && about killing themselves even though we know, and so do they, that they will never have teh balls to do it. oh, and they commenly wear cheap stunnas from warped tour or hottopic & they can even be cought in hollister from time to time. Basicly, theyre teh biggest fucking posers on the planet.
an example of an emo convorsation between an emo kid its a girl && her non-emo bf:
emo bitch: FUCK THIS! i hate my life! im going to kill myself!
Bf: No, baby please dont!
Emo bitch: what the fuck do you care?
BF: I love you
E.B.: Bullshit!
BF: fine bitch, whatever blows your brains out. *hangs up fone*
E.B.: *cries*

*The End*

notice how the emo bitch doesnt auctualy do anythign but cry and cuss.
by EyeFuckingHateEmoKids December 17, 2008
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emo goth

An emotionally im-so-stuck-in-the-middle sort of person wich dosent know what to do. A person that sort of keeps away from the lime light and dosent have many friends .
eg.Greg : aah look theres an emo goth
Lindsey:Bless , must b family troubles !
by annie - mae October 8, 2006
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emo haircut

non-existant. haircuts do not make people emo. style does not make people emo. just because you may have what is percieved to be an emo-haircut, does not mean your emo. so grow the fuck up.
Dude, your haircut is emo. You have an emo haircut, you emo.

Er, no, im quite happy, i just like this haircut
by ace087 July 13, 2010
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emo haircut

Yin and Yang, Emo haircut and Mullet. They complete each other. The Emo haircut is short in the back and long in the front, preferably covering the person's good eye. You will find that the area of the face obstructed by hair is directly proportional to the douchebaggery exuding from the emoee in question. Emo haircuts are high-maintainence. It often takes hours to get that "just rolled out of bed" look.
They are best when complemented with hot topic gear, patches, razor blades, and a tear tatooed under the one visible eye. Pacifiers are no longer in style, and should not be worn with an emo haircut under any circumstances.
Various androgenous japanese video game characters.

"Cloud, cut off your fucking emo haircut!"

"Vincent, your hair is totally fucking 'emo douchebag'"
by joe peak July 29, 2006
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Emo Kid

Teenagers who are totally wrapped up in themselves (like all teenagers). They listen to corporate fed music deliberately designed to create yet another sub culture fashion statement for the purposes of selling product. They are following a trend carefully placed by marketing and advertising giants. They believe their rebellion? is there own as they are fed the belief everything is turning to shit. They will grow up and realise ALL of us are in the same shit and whineing about how hard done by they are is a futile waste of energy better spent getting on with it. In all fairness teens want to feel they are different and creative so another weird trend is no surprise.
Diary:I sat and cried listening to Murder Doll all night, then peroxided my really long fringe. I need more make up again.
Daddy can I have $500?
being an Emo Kid is so lame
by Spectre720 December 25, 2009
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emo hair

the reverse mullet. long bangs in the front, short in the back
There goes another emo clone with a reverse mullet...



emo hair
by TheRealTrent February 24, 2009
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emo kid

emo DOES NOT mean emotional for the last time! ¬_¬
emo kids are basically emos who are a bit younger and need more time to learn what a real emo is.
we don't all want to committ suicide, or write poetry, or wear black rimmed glasses.. and we don't all cut ourselves.. where the hell you people got that idea from we'll never know..
and even if we do, SO F*CKING WHAT!?
get it into your heads that the stereotypes you hear from the idiots these days ARE NOT TRUE
people who show off cuts, tell everyone that they feel 'oh so depressed today' are posers who want to get attention.
from personal experience, emo kids get all the sh*t from the popular air-headed idiotic chavs around school, who believe stereotypes for the hell of it.

here's my view on self harm..
people who show off their cuts - complete idiotic posing tossers
people who keep them to themselves - absolutely normal

anyone who disagrees with the above are either posers or air-heads who believe in stereotypes

sure, i cry, but thats only because i fall over a lot because my laces wont stay done up, and because people try and trip me up.. and i usually end up bleeding from 7 places on my body

so basically, posers, chavs, and air-heads suck, and real emo kids are nice :
chav: ooh look an emo kid! xD

emo kid: *turns round and glares* ¬_¬

chav: *runs off crying* ;o;
by Kita Komichi March 15, 2008
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