secret mouth organ

an exclamation of extreme displeasure when words such as shit, bollocks and cock just aren't enough.
Pete: hey andy, somebody just smashed your car up!
Andy: SECRET MOUTH ORGAN!!!!
by stealthy_ginger June 18, 2011
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Mouth Gout

When you leave a little bit of mayo or sauce on the corner of your mouth after eating, and it looks like remnants of sexual activity.
Did you see Steve at lunchtime, he had some Mouth Gout on the side of his face.
by nico-p November 14, 2018
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hand to mouth disease

I have a case of hand to mouth disease and am fat.
by Kuehlstein April 26, 2018
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Desert Mouth

1) When one has a severe lack of water

2) When one is beyond the normal limits of being thirsty/horny for a person or a fictional character

Credit to my friend Eternal for the term idea
1) “Man I need a drink, I feel like I have desert mouth...”

2) “Have you heard about Jacob? He’s had desert mouth for that pink-haired girl from that anime lately”
by ThaLordTachanka August 02, 2021
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Desert Mouth

1) When one has a severe lack of water

2) When someone is beyond the normal limits of being thirsty/horny for a person or character
1) “Man I haven’t had anything to drink for a while, feels like I have desert mouth

2) “Have you heard about Jacob? Ever since he’s seen that female anime character for that show he’s had desert mouth since”
by ThaLordTachanka August 02, 2021
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Cunt mouth

Someone who has a very visible lisp/ shows more tongue than needed to produce a sound.
Did you see that cunt mouth reporter on tv, why does Barbara constantly have her tongue visible when talking, proper cunt mouth she is.
by Bumps72 April 02, 2024
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Mar-a-Lago Mouth Hug

Over the top (and cringe) of sucking up to #45 in return for access/endorsement. More than likely requires the BJ or other slavish worship to him.
1. How did that guy get Trump's endorsement. He sucks.
2. Must have given him the Mar-a-Lago Mouth Hug.
by NM83 February 19, 2024
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