Mexican Air Force

A large flock of in-flight pelicans flying in formation.

Two surfers in the water waiting for a wave, " Dude, check out the Mexican Air Force rollin' in at two o'clock.

by Johnny Ski May 24, 2006

Mexican Bologna Roll

The act of having sex in a room full of people without anyone knowing.

"How about you turn around and hike up your skirt so I can give you a mexican bologna roll?"

by pezhead November 1, 2006

mexican tear maker

First seen in Mexican pornography during the late 70s. Mexican tear maker is an act where a man would ejaculate in to a woman's nostrils. Causing tears to come out of the woman's eyes.

Bill: Why is Ramona crying Joe?
Joe: I just gave her a massive tear maker.

by jaws June 11, 2006

Mexican Tail Whip

After performing anal sex with a condom, whip your partner across the face with the cum-filled, shit-covered condom. It may or may not be accompanied by the phrase "I challenge you to a duel!"

1. Last year on my trip to Mexico, a cute civilian, named Pedro, gave me a Mexican Tail Whip.

2. Jovce finally got into his girlfriend's ass. After finishing, and without her knowing, he performed the Mexican Tail Whip. He will never get a piece of that ass again.

by The Dragon Fam March 27, 2009

Mexican Bath House

Noun: A long row of porta-johns on the side of the road near a city construction site commenly frequented by immigrant workers. Also used during high noon when the fumes are at their strongest.

Hey did you see that long row of workers waiting in line for the Mexican Bath House? I bet it smelled like death down wind of it.

by aaslt black hat March 18, 2011

Mexican Day Care

A term used to describe when the popular mexican stereotype; 2 parents, 3-5 kids, comes true. It's very annoying since the parents barely give a fuck what their kids do. Usually the worst at Wal-Mart or inside resturants like Subway. The main reason it is known as "Mexican Daycare" is the large amount of kids you'd expect on a slow day at a daycare clinic.

James: Holy shit i'm so pissed!!!

Walter: What happened dude?

James: There was a freaking Mexican Day Care at Subway again and I could barely hear the clerk over the: "WAAAAA QUE PASO MARIMBA ARIBAA!!!."

by Im not a bigot May 25, 2010

Mexican Bean Dip

when you shit in a Mexican girls mouth and you dip your balls in there mouth. It has to be explosive diarrea.

Angie took the Dr.'s shit in her mouth then he dipped those big saggy balls into her mouth until it was consistant enough Mexican Bean Dip to be used for chips and tortilla during the Super Bowl or any other big sporting event.

by Mike's Nail January 13, 2008