Jake

A man terrible at swimming

Guy 1: this guys is so bad at 100m fly
Guy2: must be jake

by X._jakey_baby_.x July 7, 2019

Jake Justino

A tall, muscular, hunk who will take your girl without even looking at her. He stores shit up his ass like undo dice, and anal beads. An absolute chad with a monster schlong about 5.3 inches, and a weight of 12 pounds.

Guy#1: Yo did you hear about JAKE JuSTinO!?!
Guy#2: YEAH MAN HE SLAPPED ME WITH HIS SCHLONG

by mattcris4n May 23, 2020

Jake

Jake is that one guy who will have one singular friend and become the best friend ever known to mankind to that one friend and become a painfully average guy to everyone else.

Jake Being Painfully Average: “Hey.”

Random Guy: “Hey.”

by Not Id10t November 23, 2022

Jake

is the best boy you can meet. He's very talented. First of all, he's artistic and musical. He's a pain killer in piano or keyboard. In a short period of time you'll be friends with Jake, and if girl, fall in love with him. He's cool, muscular, has six-pack and looks cute. He likes perfection!! Jake will help you in all your problem and he'll try to solve his too!

Girls: Hey Jake, wanna come with us to the beach.
Jake: No problem, sweetie pies.
Boy 1: I wish I was a Jake!

by Cookie.moster123 March 24, 2021

Jake

He is really stupid and like penis and want to fuck his sister and likes gay stuff and want to date lil n’as x

I hate jake

by Issabtee September 27, 2022

Jake Cuthbert

A man with a batty wider then the Mediterranean

Oh my god, I can see Jake Cuthbert's batty from Mongolia!

by BigBattyBoyLover February 15, 2023

Jake

A great boyfriend to have. Makes the best out of any situation. A Jake will always put you first when it comes to relationships. Will always let you win in Mario kart to help you feel better. Has great taste in men.

Thanks for the gift. Your such a Jake.

by Syd_thechild December 23, 2020