A term used for a middle-aged, tech-savvy male who enjoys playing first person shooters via headset with young boys. He often does this while eating large amounts of ice cream and scissor-tainting.
You want to hang out tonight? Maybe go sailing?

No, Im gonna hang out with my cats and pull a Jake Demary!
by Wolfpack member #3 June 7, 2011
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A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.
Look at this preposterous lumber jake stealing all of our ladies!
by Unchangeable Bird December 20, 2017
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A man with a batty wider then the Mediterranean
Oh my god, I can see Jake Cuthbert's batty from Mongolia!
by BigBattyBoyLover February 15, 2023
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Jake and Mae is a online couple apart of a server called "Ashley's House" They have been poop raped before and are recovering.
Jake And Mae are both retarded!
by AshIeyRBX May 21, 2021
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Damn he rides bulls like jake morinec he's gonna go 90.
by Succy succerson November 30, 2017
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playing with people's hearts and pimping everyone u see and forgetting the words loyalty and soulmate.
"I have so many hoes, all these girls think I want them but I really dont LOL" I said, "this Jake Phase is not it"
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The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.
Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
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