Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton
Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.
by D_strikes September 25, 2017
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Jake E

A funny guy and good to be around, but shows his gayness at almost every opportunity he gets. Jakes are sensitive and one minded, but also very creative and have lots of girl friends because he’s not attracted to them at all. You will always find a Jake, in the boys bathroom, sucking at a gloryhole.
Girl: hey look at Jake E over there, he’s really funny guy
Girl 2: yeah but he’s extremely gay and will always take a guy over a girl

Girl: and I heard he’s also attracted to Ben.
by ##ALI-A is life ## February 08, 2019
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Jake foreskin

The act of removing foreskin to become a gay furry aswell as this being a commonly used nickname for people with the name Jake and a last name starting with F
Your such a Jake foreskin
by Monkey crusher February 08, 2024
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Jake Raines

Jake Raines will be a TV Series about a group of lads who fight some pretty insane things. It will be a child of Doctor Who and The Boys mixed together. When it comes out, i plan for it to be the best TV show ever made. But for now, keep waiting.
1. Hey, did you hear about the new show: Jake Raines?

2. Yeah, of course, everyone has.

1. Oh, then what’s the point of this conversation?

2. To fill in some space in an online dictionary of course!
by drumstyx March 31, 2023
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National Jake Month

Brad: Yo dude I’m so psyched for November bro.
Chad: Yaa bro did you also know it’s national jake month
by X@ND3R November 01, 2021
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Jake Elkins

A beast who will steal and fuck your bitch everyday of the week. His big dick will penetrate your girlfriend bringing her to the hospital afterward
Damn...Jake Elkins just fucked my bitch..
by Wyatt Tucker October 21, 2016
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Jake (person)

A male human being who existes in the galaxy of the Milky Way, and lives on earth

He is very much one of a kind, and has light brown hair and large eyeballs with decently long eyelashes, he has a very big bunda and for some reason can never grow facial hair, he eats lots of unhealthy foods like squashies, jelly beans and McDonald, however for some reason doesn’t gain weight. He is very strange and also funny he has a very random sense of humour and is very strange in social situations. He has an appalling taste in music. He doesn’t have a good memory, and doesn’t really remember to change his clothes. Jake’s sound posh when they swear. He always pronounces his ings because he is strange. He is normally fearless and will try anything evenif there is a high chance they will get hurt. Altogether Jake is always truthful even when he wouldn’t be he sometimes offends people. Jake acts humanish
Look at Jake (person) over there, isn’t he such a strange person
by Jakeus_Snakeus October 03, 2021
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