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Bolton High School

High school in Alexandria, Louisiana where the athletically and academically talented students go. It is a gifted high school. Crosstown rivals with Alexandria Senior High (ASH) in every sport. Students receive a Macbook laptop at the beginning of the year and use them instead of textbooks. Students there are chill and relaxed. It is located in a predominantly black neighborhood, but that doesn't make it a bad place, to all of you ASH and Menard fuckers. Mascot is a bear. A cool place to be.
Damn, I wish I went to Bolton High School, everyone there is so chill and accepting.
by theothereminem April 21, 2011
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croatan high school

A pot distributing factory posing as a high school
Person one: You go to croatan high school?
Person two:*too high to answer*
by ghosty ghost December 20, 2010
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Carmel High School

A high school in Carmel, New York known for the absolute lack of respect of authority and over use of E.N.D.S products. The boys bathrooms are usually places for pissing on the floor, juuling, and sucking a football coach's dick. Although they do have a bad reputation, their proms are considered one of the best in the Hudson Vally area.
boy 1- I got to Carmel High School.
boy 2- Who is your dealer?
by autoresponder December 16, 2017
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Bedford High School

The shittiest, most difficult high school in existence. The cheap ass administration highers fresh-out-of college, young, dumb ass teachers. These inexperienced teachers usually fail 50%+ of their class just because they can't fucking teach.

Some of the unfair, strict, and bullshit rules at BHS include:

-No D's (That's right, you either get a 70+ or you fail)

-Competencies, something that NO OTHER SCHOOL IN NEW HAMPSHIRE ENFORCES, that wreck your GPA and overall grades. You can have a 90% (A-) in a class, and still receive an NCF because you didn't pass 1/100 of your stupid little competencies.

-Longest school day in existence even after being cut down from last year. The day lasts OVER 7 HOURS.

-Block scheduling. Thought your class was boring as shit? Think again. Pump that 45 minute class to a massive 1 hour and 30 minute class filled with shitty busy work and cramming so that the teacher fills in all the time they don't need.

-Real World Learning hours. As a student attending BHS, you are forced against your will to do community service, career exploration, and other pointless shit if you want to graduate. You need over 80 hours of this stupid shit if you ever want to see your diploma.

Officially the worst school to ever hit the U.S.A.
Student: Hey, can I get some extra credit please? I have a 69 in chemistry and one more point and I'll pass the class. I've done every single homework assignment but I'm having some trouble on the tests/quizzes. After all the extra help it still isn't sticking. Bedford High School is really tough. Please?

Teacher: Sorry, you should of done better on the material I never taught you about. You should know all this college-level science, come on. See you next year in my class again. I love Bedford High School.
by BHSFuckingSucks April 10, 2010
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Valencia High School

Second richest school in the Santa Clarita Valley, behind west Ranch. School is pretty laid back, a lot of rich kids, mostly white and asian with the occasional mexican and black. There are too many people selling weed but alot of kids are buying so its all good. Home to plenty of potheads. Really easy to get drugs at this school. Lots of hot girls. got some good sports programs. Almost everyone hates where they live who gos to Valencia High so they try to act like theyre from somewhere "cool" even though theyre just like everyone else.
There are groups like hippie type people, jocks, popular kids, vampires, blacks, asians (koreans), mexicans, then everyone else just blends in.
Kid: Ey dawg where can i get some bud?

Kid 2: Just go down to Valencia High School, everyone's selling it there.

Kid 1: thanks man

Kid 2: oh yeah, and theres a bunch of hippies there so if you want some acid or x then they can hook you up.

Kid 1: okay cool.
by Treevite June 8, 2009
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Mike's High Five

Upon climax while having sex from behind, the male pulls out, ejaculates on his hand and slaps his load all over the woman's ass.
Mike: I just gave Bridgette the best high five of her life.
Trevor: What do you mean?
Mike: Mike's High Five, douchebag! It's the best!
by FatLeboCock6 December 11, 2009
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Marshwood High school

A bunch of drug dealing fucks with little to no social life that are paraded around by a administration that is on a large scale power trip and decade more than 80% of their time to removing childern's backpacks.
Person 1-Hey did u go down to Marshwood High school this weekend?

Person 2- Fuck off
by theyit April 22, 2009
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