Spider like fingers

You pronounce spider like 'speeder' spider like fingers comes from a fanfiction I once read when I was six, I will never be the same.

You see that izaya lad over there with that girl who looks traumatised he has spider like fingers

by I can crack my neck August 18, 2018

4 fingers up

if they put 4 fingers up in a pic it means they’re inlove with you😍

omg look john just sent me a pic with 4 fingers up!!
omg he’s inlove with u

by allureadwerefax April 22, 2022

Fingering Free February

As short FFF, Well it's just the same as No Nut November but for women instead.

Girl1: Did you see that hot boy there?
Girl2: Stop it we're on fingering free february

by Xhjhdassgbvbjj December 23, 2019

Forbidden Fingering February

During the entire month of February women are forbidden to finger themselves. They are also not to climax even if they do not insert a finger. This includes vibrators, washing machines and simply rubbing the clitorous.

Girl 1: Ugh I’m so horny right now but I can’t even get a text back.

Girl 2: Just take care of it yourself, hell I even did it this morning. ;)

Girl 1: I can’t it’s Forbidden Fingering February and that includes you.

by Ramdom Guy November 18, 2018

finger paint facial

having sex with a chick doggy style, blow your load on her back, smear it with your hand all over her back and when she turns around to say wtf?! slap her across the face with the same hand

Dude, give that chick the finger paint facial tonight! She wont know what hit her!

by jonpeg June 13, 2011

Fransisco The Mad Fingerer

A lesser known historical figure born in Versailies, France in 1684. Fransisco is widely considered ahead of his time in regards to non-coital sexual activities. It is commonly believed that Fransisco was the creator of the sexual act known as fingering. During his adolescent years, it is believed Fransisco fingered over 200 women. He was eventually expelled from LaFolette’s School for Boys after administrators read accounts of all his fingering in his diary. After being expelled from school Fransisco reportedly went on a massive fingering rampage spanning the years 1692 until 1715. During said rampage Fransisco is believed to have fingered around 3,000 women, 300 men, 14 goats, and one ostrich, earning him the name of “The Mad Fingerer.” Eventually, Fransisco was bested by a younger Dutchman by the name of Hein Van Eriksson. As written by an eyewitness, Eriksson bested Fransisco by fingering his anal cavity, causing a deep state of depression for Fransisco. Knowing he was no longer the best fingerer in the land Fransisco ran up on his own sword and died in January of 1734. However, Fransisco’s legacy remains today as he is still recognized as the greatest fingerer of all time. Actually, France celebrates his heroic legacy by having “Fransisco Fingers Day” every June 17th, on this holiday young Frenchman indulge in their fantasies and roam the streets of France, fingering every woman in sight without fear of sexual harassment charges.

Fransisco The Mad Fingerer invented the art of fingering.

by GNK.Monkey69 July 1, 2020

King kongs finger

To acknowledge or exclaim the size of someone's faeces.

"It was like king kongs finger in my toilet"

by BigPAL97 January 30, 2019