fighxting

You are fighting with your boyfriend or girlfriend but aren't speaking to each other so you argue through text messages while sitting beside each other.

"Him" and "Her" were sitting on opposite ends of the sofa, both texting furiously on their phones.
I asked "Her" who are you texting?
"Him".
But that doesn't make sense. "He" is sitting right there.
Sure it does. We aren't talking to each other. I'm mad at "Him".
That is so ridiculous. That is the first time I saw someone "Fighxting".

by Grbpnrky June 5, 2016

fichtelberg

A seemingly masculine dude who digs transvestites

Did you see that fichtelberg dancing with that queen in San Fran?

by FiJI707 March 11, 2017

Figet Slut

A slut who is known for their fantastic hand jobs and typing skills, as well as a special talent for being a boss at Jenga.

My name's Tiffany, I just got carpal tunnel surgery because I used to be a figet slut.

by Derc33 April 12, 2017

frightentific method

This is the method used by Frightentists to both acquire study funding and generating an output; regardless of input; which is in support of the stated purpose of the study in order to ensure continued funding.

Using the frightentific method we were able to apply "corrections" to data in order to achieve the desired apocalyptic prediction and at the same time secure funding for the next five years.

by Nutty Tech June 3, 2017

frightentific facts

“Facts” that are the result of the practice of “Frightence”, in the study of a topic. These Facts are incapable of withstanding inquiry or application of the scientific method but are sold as “Settled Science”.

The speakers frightentific facts were incapable of surviving any inquiry into the undocumented and esoteric methods of data manipulation used in order to create data supporting the facts.

by Nutty Tech June 3, 2017

figstrapped

Refers to fake testicles. Figs would be preferable as they are wrinkly like a scrotum

Can also be used as an insult suggesting a person is making out they are more manly than they are

Josh you figstrapped wimp

by Graidawg September 28, 2017

Figtis

A word often pronounced loudly by millennials which has no legitimate meaning and is usually used to express comedic disappointment. The word also has no correlation to common figs.

Player dies in a game: Ah Figtis!!!

by Veiny1072 January 6, 2018