Christmas balls

Once a man has undergone a vasectomy, his balls are purely decorative. You definitely still want them on the “tree” but they aren’t doing anything productive

Your wit is just “Christmas balls” mate

by HenryWalter May 7, 2019

pillow balls

Male testicles that are so soft women want to sick them all night long

gabby did you hear about matts balls
lauren yes, I heard they are pillow balls, I just wanna suck them right now

by The gorrillaazz September 20, 2013

tepi ball

A 'tepi ball' is scored by throwing a tennis ball from the baseline of a tennis court through a basketball hoop placed at the other baseline on a tennis court (ie.a full court shot). Hitting a 'tepi ball' means gives one credit towards sleeping with tepi 9the nickname for my dear wife)

GM just score another tepi ball - you fool!

by GM September 10, 2003

wrangly balls

used to describe balls wrangling, also a common indicator that you have genital cancer

person 1: dude ur balls are wrangling
person 2: yeah dude, wrangly balls are an indicator of genital cancer, nice cock though.
you: bruh not again

by puturdikawaywaltuh August 25, 2022

tennis ball

someone who is roundly shaped like an egg. or very LARGE

that bitch built like a tennis ball

by SBDBJDDHDBFNDNDJ October 18, 2020

Ball stain

The salty ball sweat stain found on month old under wear worn by teenage skallies

Jog on ball stain ...

by Next doors cat June 28, 2016

Musket Ball

A musket ball is a small lead ball fired from a primitive gun called a musket and is quite possibly the deadliest fucking thing known to mankind. These little killers are FAR larger than a modern military round (the caliber of 5.56 NATO is .22 while the caliber of a Brown Bess musket is FUCKING .75). If you compare being shot by a modern rifle to being stabbed by a knife, then bring hit by a musket ball is being stabbed by a fucking fist. What makes these little fucking murderers so deadly are the fact that they are large and slow projectiles, like a small cannon. Records from the American Civil War show limbs that have been blown clean off from the torso and exit wounds the size of grapefruits. Possibly the most brutal and badass innovation of warfare ever designed (as long as you don't get hit by one).

Continental Army Soldier #1: Holy shit, Ben was shot by a musket ball!
Continental Army Soldier #2: Where'd his fucking head go?

by SteveHarvYeet April 17, 2019