baby seal

If alive: something that needs to be clubbed. If dead: something that still needs to be clubbed.

The man thought that the baby seal would be good clubbing practice. He was right.

by Kafeithekeaton April 19, 2006

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chicky baby

a young woman (at least 18) that is an 8+, when your with a group of friends this girl is worth pointing out. she is also very smart in a very chesty way.

you and your friend are walking down the street and a chicky baby walks by:
Friend: "that chicky baby could make a dog break its chain"
you: "wow sack up and go get her number"

by thironchef August 17, 2010

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baby trade

The sales of babies to parents who cannot produce offspring.

Fundo got mixed up in the baby trade, and sold 3 of his babies to buy a new house and a flat screen TV.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

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bucket baby

Someone of unusually low intelligence. Not quite a retard but not quite normal. Also someone who is stupidly insane.

Did you see Tom Cruise on the Oprah show? He's such a bucket baby.

by Joliet Johnny October 23, 2008

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Turd Baby

A baby born out of anal sex. This is where lawyers come from.

Bob1: I was at the law school yesterday watching the new lawyers graduate. What a bunch of jerks.
Bob2: Their mothers are all anal sex addicts. That's how you get a Turd Baby.

by Martymo June 15, 2013

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