Apple picking

Out finding a woman to grab on her ass

Sentence 1: “Oh man, Jerry is over there apple picking and shit. What a shmuck.”

Sentence 2: Sometimes in order to find the right one, you gotta go apple picking.

by ok_tofu December 20, 2022

apple cormorcol

Another phrase used by an annoying three year old in an xbox hat who can't speak proper English

Sounds like the type of music you would hear in an apple cormorcol

by KitKatGurl235 October 02, 2017

High Apples

When you want to emphasize a statement.

Lakota, if you don't show up at 1:30 today as scheduled I will report you to you superior. That's High Apples too!

by Jaysun Saint Clair May 29, 2021

The Rotten Apples

A website which helps users find out if an alleged sex offender was a part of their favourite film or TV show.

"I was going to start watching House of Cards but I looked it up on The Rotten Apples and apparently Kevin Spacey is a paedophile."

by mattybb December 25, 2017

that’s apples

something easily done; not a difficult to put into action

interviewer: “can you get coffee and sort the emails?”

interviewee: “of course! That’s apples!”

by Mrs Mrs Mrs September 12, 2021

candy apple surprise

A sex position that involves sugar and syrup with apples

My husband and I tried the candy apple surprise last night

by May 12, 2023

Apple Valley Steamer

Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.

"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."

by griz93 December 25, 2019