by Joe Mama Deez Nuts on yo face August 11, 2022

1. The round fruit of the tree of the rose family, which typically has red or green skin and crisp flesh.
2. The American multinational technology company headquartered in California, that designs, develops, and sells consumer electronics, computer software, and online services.
2. The American multinational technology company headquartered in California, that designs, develops, and sells consumer electronics, computer software, and online services.
by Vladimir Ilych Ulyanov (Lenin) June 20, 2019

”Hey apple employee, can I buy a phone?” ”sure, but do you want 3 year warranty that will cost only 900$ along with the 1000$ dollar phone? We also have a big sale, so the original cost of your total would have been 1900, but now, its 1899!”.
by 🏈 November 20, 2018

"Apple Cider and Gin"
On new years day i had some gin left and nothing to mix it with. I had coke and mountain dew, both would be disgusting and then i remembered i had sparkling cider. I mixed 2 shots of New Amsterdam gin and a healthy helping of cider and ice and that was the birth of the Rabid Apple. It is so crisp and refreshing and I hope you enjoy.
On new years day i had some gin left and nothing to mix it with. I had coke and mountain dew, both would be disgusting and then i remembered i had sparkling cider. I mixed 2 shots of New Amsterdam gin and a healthy helping of cider and ice and that was the birth of the Rabid Apple. It is so crisp and refreshing and I hope you enjoy.
"Dem rabid apples got me drippin swaggu."
"me and my homie got tipsy off some rabid apples last night."
"After a long day at work this rabid apple is about to set me off right."
"me and my homie got tipsy off some rabid apples last night."
"After a long day at work this rabid apple is about to set me off right."
by Ricdiculus January 2, 2012

An infection an apple gets after having intercourse.
An infection an apple gets after a human has intercourse with it.
An infection an apple gets after a human has intercourse with it.
O YES, O YES PUT IT IN JONNY! MAKE ME DRIBBLE! Later after intercourse, Jonny
I think you gave me an apple yeast infection.
I think you gave me an apple yeast infection.
by Juila13sad June 14, 2018

A badass Roblox duo consisting of Cookie and Fynn, also known as Apple, also known as Shyron, Also known as Zypher, also known as Rex, Also known as Taihan, also known as T H E M A N B E H I N D T H E S L A U G H T E R, Formerly known as Nick, also known as Papyrus, also known as Asriel, Also known as Annoying BASTARD also known as a bunch more shit nicknames im too lazy to type :>
COOKIE AND APPLE BACK AT IT AGAIN
Cookie: APPLE NU >:O
Apple: IM MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE!! A N D N O B O D Y C A N S T O P M E
(Apple is a crazy bitch)
Cookie: APPLE NU >:O
Apple: IM MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE!! A N D N O B O D Y C A N S T O P M E
(Apple is a crazy bitch)
by ZypherCreator2.0 May 26, 2020
