jesus fooq

Can’t say Fuck in school so we say Jesus fooq

Jesus fooqing Christ!

by Shortcock November 27, 2018

Jesus Himself

Danny DeVito and Phil Swift

Wow I love Danny DeVito, hes jesus himself

Do is Phil Swift

by PLCCLCringeChild October 15, 2018

3 pointer jesus

someone who knows their Jesus even when they ballin on the court

man look at him being a 3 pointer jesus!

by AyyyePappi101 August 3, 2017

Oh lord jesus

When someone does something dumb out of no where.
When someone looks dumb.
When something happens unexpectedly.

Jocelyn: "hey, did you see ally's makeup today?"
Arlette: "no why?"
*arlette sees ally's horrifying make up*

Arlette: "oh lord Jesus"

by issasneak August 10, 2017

Modern Jesus

Modern Jesus is a term used for someone who criticizes every thing someone does and thinks that everything they do is perfect.

Person 1: Are you serious you shouldn't smoke it's bad for your lungs.

Person 2: Stfu modern Jesus!

by Pennella August 14, 2017

Slim Jesus in a cut

A fat cocked white skinned individual that likes to exhibit foul language in this songs. He particuraly likes to use a 40mm hand gun he threatens to use uppon you. Imagine that peanut headed faggot in a small cut. That's what this means

Slim Jesus in a cut

by FhackSerbia April 18, 2018

Jesus Sandals

XXXTentacion sandals:
Leather (Designer) Sandals with 3 straps and hook up to your ankle

Wow, XXXTentacion has the best Louis Vuitton Jesus sandals ON EARTH🌎

by liddlejadde December 16, 2018