Douche Bag Dad (n) (informal)
A divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children.
He is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children due to his sensitive feelings that are hurt easily since he's probably not physically or mentally abusing a female presently. This male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. He is someone who dates a younger girl or someone that needs to wear the pants of the house for him. He is also the same guy who will harass his ex-wife, send threatening text messages, threaten and throw "divorce decrees" in her face, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he bailed out by mommy and her money. Be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife once a week ,and probably other ex's. along with stalking, cyber stalking, AND using their job to do so. Beware, these characters are crafty fellows! He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying up and playing the "victim" and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she/he will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.
A divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children.
He is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children due to his sensitive feelings that are hurt easily since he's probably not physically or mentally abusing a female presently. This male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. He is someone who dates a younger girl or someone that needs to wear the pants of the house for him. He is also the same guy who will harass his ex-wife, send threatening text messages, threaten and throw "divorce decrees" in her face, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he bailed out by mommy and her money. Be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife once a week ,and probably other ex's. along with stalking, cyber stalking, AND using their job to do so. Beware, these characters are crafty fellows! He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying up and playing the "victim" and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she/he will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.
You know Lynn's ex-husband Kent? He is such a "douche bag dad" when he holds the child support check just so he can find out what she's doing. Even when he "performs" like such a great dad for everyone.
The kid's dad definitely qualifies for the "douche bag dad" of the year award!
The kid's dad definitely qualifies for the "douche bag dad" of the year award!
by Tac Ronin September 29, 2011
A douche bag who says something cliche towards there love for music, usually trying to make themselves try and fit into a stereotype
Tryhard: "mann, music is my life, i would litterally kill myself with out it"
Kid: "shut up your such a cliche music douche."
Kid: "shut up your such a cliche music douche."
by (xo)mom October 27, 2009
Somebody who thinks they're cool because they know a million definitions on this site. They spend their time bragging on how they the name of every sexual position involving feces and belittle people who don't know every single definition here.
Urban Dictionary Douche: You mean you don't know the difference between a Cleveland Steamer and an Alabama Hot Pocket? noob!
Normal Person: ... I'm gonna go now.
Urban Dictionary Douche: You are so weak sauce!
Normal Person: Get welded.
Normal Person: ... I'm gonna go now.
Urban Dictionary Douche: You are so weak sauce!
Normal Person: Get welded.
by tejastejastejas August 26, 2009
Resides in Towers...complains about the lack of a relationship/girls often. On AIM,a GA Tech Douche chooses to put up multiple away messages dealing with his lonely existence. Has the ability to annoy people from nearly 1000 miles away.
See also: douche
See also: douche
GA Tech Douche auto-response: ...bleh..i'll never get a girlfriend! the statistics prove it. you can see for yourself **provides numerous, depressing statistics**
Girl in Maryland: Nick, you're a douche...
Girl in Maryland: Nick, you're a douche...
by istandwitness October 04, 2005
A gym workout focused entirely on the chest and arms. Repeated several times per week while totally neglecting legs,back,etc.
Typical d-bag workout attire: "Tapout" or "Affliction" shirt,skullcap or ballcap worn backwards,tribal tattoos.
Typical d-bag workout attire: "Tapout" or "Affliction" shirt,skullcap or ballcap worn backwards,tribal tattoos.
"I couldn't get a good workout today; some fags were doing a douche bag workout and hogged all the benches."
by TYSON1 February 27, 2009
Any douchebag that uses the grenade launcher as an attachment to assault guns in COD 4 modern warfare. This weapon shows off the douchebaggery and lack of any skill what so ever.
by whiskey13 January 23, 2009
by Manny Festo May 26, 2008