by Exotic_Butters_in_a_basket January 20, 2022

1. British Person: Welcome to the u/k! :)
Jake: Cool! :)
2. Jack: u/k we support! :)
Richard: Holy shit, thank you for supporting Ukraine! :)
Jack: You’re welcome! :)
Ukraine: :)
Jake: Cool! :)
2. Jack: u/k we support! :)
Richard: Holy shit, thank you for supporting Ukraine! :)
Jack: You’re welcome! :)
Ukraine: :)
by KB_2024 September 20, 2023

when asking someone if they are up for it aye, it’s basically asking if they want a shag, you have to have extreme game to be able to say this.
by evapeeve August 18, 2022

The “would-u” is a fraction of one….
The “would-u” is an edible entity,
The “would-u” is part of an ancient English social activity (well, of a sort!)
The “would-u” is the last piece of food on the plate.
The “would-u” is an edible entity,
The “would-u” is part of an ancient English social activity (well, of a sort!)
The “would-u” is the last piece of food on the plate.
Take a group of English individuals in a social setting;
apply a selection of nibbles on a plate, and watch each and every morsel (but one) be devoured.
Yes, all but one…
As the nibbles gets less and less, there will be only one left.
At this point it becomes something more than its parts – it becomes the “would-u”.
As the “would-u” it seems to gain some magic kudos… It NEVER gets eaten… (well, in its entirety… anyway).
It may get broken in half, but still it is a “would-u”.
It may get its topping removed, but it is still a “would-u”.
It may end up being half of a half of a half, but still as a former shadow of what it and its fellow nibbles were, still the “would-u” remains…
apply a selection of nibbles on a plate, and watch each and every morsel (but one) be devoured.
Yes, all but one…
As the nibbles gets less and less, there will be only one left.
At this point it becomes something more than its parts – it becomes the “would-u”.
As the “would-u” it seems to gain some magic kudos… It NEVER gets eaten… (well, in its entirety… anyway).
It may get broken in half, but still it is a “would-u”.
It may get its topping removed, but it is still a “would-u”.
It may end up being half of a half of a half, but still as a former shadow of what it and its fellow nibbles were, still the “would-u” remains…
by cool-chindogu August 3, 2011

Guy 3: EHHHHH!!! GIH MEH U MONE BOMBOCLOUT HELELLEEH KUMBABABA!!!
Guy 1: Here have some fine ass weed.
Guy 2: Billy, what did you give that drunken jamaican?
Guy 1: Sex pills.
Guy 1: Here have some fine ass weed.
Guy 2: Billy, what did you give that drunken jamaican?
Guy 1: Sex pills.
by Swisswaffle56 February 19, 2024

It's when your so good that nobody can see you because they are not on your level (Pronounced "You can't see me")
Person 1 "I'm the best there is and I can beat anyone I want"
Person 2 "Man U🚫CME, I'm on a different level your time is up my time is now"
Person 2 "Man U🚫CME, I'm on a different level your time is up my time is now"
by KingHubert March 18, 2025

Used in gaming because time is precious when it is one shot kills and flags have to be protected. Most of the elitist definitions here just miss the point.
fat guy (in flag room): brb, u mind flags?
elite newb: np
fat guy: thx brb
bored girl: nme incoming ppl who is front
someone else: all home!!!!
attack noob: we almost had their base what are we doing here?
elite newb: np
fat guy: thx brb
bored girl: nme incoming ppl who is front
someone else: all home!!!!
attack noob: we almost had their base what are we doing here?
by SirBlot November 15, 2017
