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Money assbeater

Someone who has a lot of money and thinks he is the shit but if there were ever confrontation he would get his ass beat.
That guy with that hot chick is a total "money assbeater". I would kick his ass and take his girl anytime.
by Shmeeeeeeeeee February 23, 2011
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spooky money

Spooky money is when money is stationary.
by MaybeARealWord April 25, 2021
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Money

It does cost money to feed and house slaves. Food got cheaper over time. Leisure activities are cheap. Remove the restriction of race and you have an entire population of slaves that breed themselves. Use social gatekeeping and nepotism to keep your gutter-filth kids above the rest of them. Hurray indefinite wage slavery mediated by people who will literally steal half of your money to buy mansions. They’ll also steal whatever creative achievements they feel you don’t deserve. Slavery still exists.
Hym “I heard 80% of your money is given to you now-a-days. If self-help actually worked you would be out of business by now. You’re selling wage-slaves... telling them to work harder? That’s what you sell. While you use their money to work less hard and your piece of shit fuck-trophies pull themselves up by YOUR bootstraps. It’s unacceptable when I do it. You are actively trying to stop me from doing (in your conceptualization) what they are doing. Because it isn’t a meritocracy. It’s status mediated be successful breeders.”
by Hym Iam October 27, 2022
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Fixie Money

Making money from riding a fixie or sarcastic way to describe not making a great deal of money.
Johnathan: Did you start your new job at McDonalds?
Lucas: Ya bro, I’m making Fixie Money now.
by FixedGearFreeStyle August 20, 2025
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money rapist

A term used to define the IRS. Popularized by successful YouTuber LongBeachGriffy
"My finances are all fucked up, the damn Money Rapists screwed me on my tax return"
by NikeNeekers September 22, 2023
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Lazing on a G-spot money spurt.

Person who enjoys a strong, steady income for which he doesn't have to work. 'G-spot' here relating to a brawny and prolific current or stream or vein or artery - as in the mining or oil-rigging industry - the lucky son of a bitch has financially struck. The most descriptive metaphor here being probably nerve.
Ashley is found by his suit and tie-wearing friends on a weekday reclining beside his pool. After upbraiding him jealously for his indolence, which he clearly can afford, his friends, just before leaving, and vowing snippily never to visit him again, mutter among themselves that not everybody is 'lazing on a G-spot money spurt.'
by Bleypunkt April 29, 2009
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lil J money big suitcase

The greatest man on earth, can’t be beaten at all, and best of all, he is from the South Side. That’s right, he’s a legend. What can you do but admire his ginormous suitcase, and his little money. He’s a massive gamer what can I say.
Wow, look at that! It’s Lil J Money Big Suitcase!
by Amogus Impostor A-A-Ron March 8, 2021
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