Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake

Doesn't give a shit will beet the shit out of u gets rejected by girls

Jake that door isn't reel give up

by John billson April 15, 2022

Jake McKell

Any person named Jake McKell has to have a small deche. They are attracted to flat chested females and have an extremely pimply dick.

*Liv walks down the beach*

Jake McKell stares at her ( Visibly Obvious Erection appears )

Liv: Jake you ok?
Jake: Y-y-yes
Jake ejaculates
Liv: Ewww
Jake: Come back Liv

by AwwwwYeaaaahhMixxThattLeaaan May 7, 2019

Jake

A complete idiot. Pulls so many shit pranks and always gets in trouble 😂

Omg he is such a jake ugh 😑

by Handyman my 1234567890 April 20, 2018

Jaked up

When consuming large amounts of cocaine or any other type of stimulant, and behaving in a annoying, obnoxious, manner.

Man, dude did a bunch of bumps at the party last night and was all Jaked up. He was getting on my last nerve for real.

by ZEPOL 774 July 25, 2022

Jake

That one friend that you want to punch. Can’t tackle and tends to remind you of your morning deuce.

Look at this jackass, he reminds me of my buddy Jake

by Hecz7 April 27, 2023

jake byrne

Jake Byrne is a handome and he will kill u on minecraft I am that man

HOLY SHIT ITS JAKE BYRNE

by Happy cimbo November 4, 2020