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Chris

1.Perfect

2. God where do I begin Chris will start out your enemy and you’ll hate his guts then you become freinds then you fall in love he’s very insecure and he hates himself he feels you can do better he’ll be Damned if anyone flirts with you though he’s quiet but he’s actually a freak a hard dom with some weird fantasies but all the same he’s charming loving his eyes are dark and cool and he feels like a warm little house in the woods on Christmas Eve he’s genuinely a good guy your parents will love him and they’ll want to trade you for him and your family threatens not to screw it up he thinks he’s flawed and he believes he’s nothing but he’s real and the more you talk about him the less and less flaws you can point out you will argue with him but that’s only cause he loves you and wants what’s best he wants you to be the best you he’s genuinely perfect.
Mom: Is Chris coming over

You: yeah
Mom: yay good let’s make him cookies and remember fuck this up and you have your entire family after you

You: okay mom
by Lovely Sunday December 23, 2019
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Chris

A guy that is always on your mind, he has abs, perfect hair, really funny, and is hella HOT. But he is toxic, he is a player and doesn't stick to one girl, if he does find a girl he cheats, he's a bad boy. Never trust him with ALL your heart.
Whoa CHRIS did what??!
by Wspppp November 15, 2018
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Chris crape

A sayin u say that means Chris craped
Yo Ryan’, Chris crape
Ryan: Chris crape domo Glizz grandma bleep fart
by Chrissy crames March 5, 2022
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Chris

A man who drives a bus all day and enjoys it, he acts like he’s driving a rolls Royce most of the time as he proudly sits in the drivers seat driver the passengers around!
That Chris will work his ass off if need be
by Laurose.lavender November 24, 2021
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chris burns

The ultimate legend and has a way with lady's bur yet can also be kind and loving
Uno that kid chris burns he's a right legend
by SKINNY-C May 7, 2018
mugGet the chris burnsmug.

Chris

The hottest motherfucker I’ve ever met. He always has his hair up in a bun. He’s kind of short but it’s fine because his friends are at his same height. All of his friends call him a Reese right. He likes to think he’s so cool because he lives in Obetz.
Hey do you know a guy named Chris
Yeah isn’t he a reese rat
Yep
by A homosexual September 7, 2021
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Chris

A Chris is a vagabond soumoun like dont be near a Chris you gonna end up crying <3
by adormyahh September 19, 2021
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