Reverse Santa

When your Druncle sits on your lap. When he finally gets up, you’re going to have a warm and moist lap.

Went to family Christmas today and my Druncle gave me a Reverse Santa. Now I have to change my pants!

by Sweats11537 December 21, 2019

Reverse fart cup

When you think you are farting on your significant other, but their hand is there and they throw it back at you.

I thought i was farting on her, but she reverse fart cupped me.

by Apeisabitch December 24, 2019

Reverse Slip-n-Slide

When one man (or woman) gets on their hands and knees and inserts a funnel into their butthole as another pours milk down the tube into their ass. After this point the milk chugger will have to shit and diarrhea will fly out of the funnel backwards creating a reverse slip-n-slide.

The other night I did a reverse slip-n-slide at my girl's sweet 16...shit was wild

by MacSnac December 25, 2019

Reversed van Gogh

When you go in for a hug with the intent of saying goodbye, forcefully pressing your warm ear against the ear of the other individual. The gesture on itself is as manly as it is awkward, especially when the Reversed van Gogh'er is bearded up.

"Yo, when John-John left the party he completely Van Gogh'ed my #ss".

"I can still feel the brush of his stubble on my cheek from the time Franky Reversed van Gogh'ed me".

by Johnnie Toto March 24, 2019

REVERSE SPOODLE

When you suck the post nasal drip into your mouth whilst getting head and then spit it into your lovers mouthole.

WOW, no need for pizza now, that reverse Spoodle you fed me was extra chunky sooo filling, nighty night.

by Poopoooooooooooooooooooooooooo March 29, 2019

Reverse Blumpectomy

The opposite reciprocal of a blumpkin. It is a sexual act of performing fellatio on one’s partner while simultaneously inserting one’s own fecal matter into their anus.

My mouth and rectum are on fire after performing a reverse blumpectomy!

by Keiko_Dog May 22, 2019

Reverse Cracker

The opposite of a cracker- a stupid nigger

Brad: "Hey Carter, hows it been?"
Carter: "Its been good, I have been making good progress on my Spiderman sex robot project! How about you?"
Brad: "I..its been fine, haha."
Carter: "Hey Brad, look over there on the sidewalk, it's a stupid reverse cracker!"
Brad: "Whats a reverse cracker?"
Carter: "The opposite of a cracker, silly!"
Brad: "So you mean a--"
Carter: "STUPID GOD DAMNED NIGGER!"
Brad: "Alright, I gotta go, see ya."
Brad: *Runs off offended as Brad is African*

by ThatsjustHowitis June 3, 2019