Deadbeat Fuckin' Retard

A guy who doesn't work, doesn't support his children or pay his bills and is a total mental case.

Some deadbeat fuckin' retard just got a ticket and isn't able to afford it, HAHAHAHAHA!!!

by ackerman_tyler June 10, 2025

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Creatively Retarded

When someone is creative in a wrong way. An example would be when some one complicates a simple task, another word for Kafkaesque.

Markus is creatively retarded as he made a crane to pick up a coin.

by Creatively Retarded May 22, 2020

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Fat Retard Pedofile

Canadian Suspicious plant

i looked in the dictionary for fat retard pedofile and canadian suspicious plant showed up !! Crazy

by dookiebear January 24, 2025

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Retard Defect Disability

When one can't remember things and or has trouble with identification. It become very hard for a person with this disability to handle serious situations. Often times the person is not aware of his or her defect. Five in every ten people are born with this disability.

"What did I say yesterday about not touching my food?"

"I don't remember!"
"It's that Retard Defect Disability that you have."
"That's not a real disability."

by JakeRandom Ness August 10, 2011

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