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Road retard

A road retard is someone who walks into the middle of the road without looking. Often when with a gay best friend who mocks them for being a retard.
Splatttttttt ^girl walks into the road and is splatted^
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’
by Yanooiii November 19, 2018
mugGet the Road retardmug.
At least it died before Ree-lon's dad got a hold of it.
Hym "Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid managed to escape the grooming and molestation it would likely endure as a member of the Musk clan but the real question is: Does Elon's step-sister have to allow herself to get molested to aquire any of Elon's dad's money? I would guess PROBABLY and I am a very good guesser!"
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
mugGet the Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kidmug.

Autistic Fucking Retard

An individual who plays the autistic card while they themselves, are not autistic at all, but use it to their advantage to attempt to divert things such as prosecutions by the court. These individuals also parade under the disguise of

"independent media" to harass those who don't agree with their antics.
DonTard just cannot abide by his probation order conditions and then goes onto his News Now Canada Independent Media account and breaches them even more, his grandma, Alma Jean Robinson would be so disappointed that her grandson became such an autistic fucking retard.
by Dontard Hater October 24, 2023
mugGet the Autistic Fucking Retardmug.

Retard

Someone who believes in liberal policies, politics, and ideologies, and votes for liberal politicians.
Yeah, Jane voted for Biden, she's a complete fucking retard.
by Truthinwriting May 24, 2024
mugGet the Retardmug.

Retard

A certain type of exjw apostate who doesn’t listen to or believe Smurf Girl and is made to suffer extreme embarrassment and public humiliation… also known as a Rick Fearon or a Lloyd Evans
Boy, that Rick Fearon sure looks like a retard… .
by Smurf Girl January 31, 2025
mugGet the Retardmug.

Retard

someone who suffers from a mental disability such as autism,ADHD,BPD,anxiety,PPD,MDD or any of that nature
"They're retarded,as they suffer from austim."
by WhimiscalGoose September 19, 2021
mugGet the Retardmug.
You are a very stupid person whose face looks like it got smashed by a hammer. You are also known throughout the galaxy as the ugliest person in the Milky Way. Your name is PooMan and your bisexual
'Hey look isn't that the Official Retard of the World (ORW)'
'He's your buddy'
'The Official Retard of the World (ORW) isn't my buddy, he's my guy'
'He's not your guy, he's your friend'
by Chikabille November 21, 2021
mugGet the Official Retard of the World (ORW)mug.

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