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retard

someone, usually north american, who is self defeating with horrible attitude, social habits, insecure, blowhard who is usually angry from drug use & the stupid choices they make while on them. retarding yourself. destroying social advancements before they even begin.
geez that 𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗱 shouldnt come on to his probation officer while wearing no pants with a crack pipe in his ear.

and two joints in his nostrils, i think that beer is ok though.
no, thats retarded
by peanut bastard perfectory September 10, 2025
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Retard crap

The act of a retard pooping themselves and smearing it
Oh damn John just retard crap
by Funcky John June 22, 2022
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Real World Retarded

Someone that doesn’t have the ability to function /operate in the "Real World"
Tim cant even file his taxes properly he must be Real World Retarded.
by Unknown-user-idc September 18, 2024
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Retard

you
by hecker heck October 15, 2019
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Retardism

Someone that is so retarded it is like its their religion
That guy Liam over their is suffering from retardism
by Mama, Jo June 10, 2021
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Retard

"Uh, umm, uhh, er...former prime minister, uh, liked to take baths up...anyways." - Biden painfully attempting to recall the name of famous WW2 British leader Winston Churchill during a sit-down with the current British PM (hence why joe biden is a retard)
by B~man August 17, 2023
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Retard

Adrian:pffftttt i like cars 3 dahhchch
Vroom vroom
Daniel:god hes a fucking retard
by Gemunityy August 4, 2017
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