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fat ho meter

Alternate name for a submarine’s fathometer, the device that tells how far down the bottom of the ocean is.
I was doing OK, but when the quartermaster called out a red sounding after checking the fat ho meter, I myself had a brown sounding.
by ex-MM2(SS) February 10, 2021
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HO BAG

Fugly bitch who walks around without cleaning her azz thinking she can get dick
That HO BAG's a lot lizard who just got beat up by some Locale shmoe!! She was walking around town talking shit about everyone she doesn't know & looking for dick even though she/it doesn't know what a shower is!!!!! L.M.F.A.O.H.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by This ain't PSUEDO!! February 5, 2024
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Hos before Homework

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, it refers to the preference that many males have for boning with their lady friends (aka hos) instead of doing their work. Also said when describing plans that will result in the act of copulation at the expense of getting an F.
"Hey dude, she called me up again. Yeah, I know I've got a problem set, but her tits were looking pretty juicy the other day. It's definitely a hos before homework situation."
by Yosemitic January 13, 2010
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ren-ho-vations

A women who will sleep with a skilled trade/ contractor in the hopes of getting extra work done. Then, cuts them loose once the project is done.
Neighbor#1:wow! Cathys house looks amazing! How could she afford all that work! There must have been half a dozen guys working on that day and night!

Neighbor #2: it cost her $1,000, she can’t walk, and she’s knocked up! But, those Ren-ho-vations added $100,000 to the value of her house!
Neighbor #1: yeah, I’m not sure my husband would go for that! But, I’ll see how he feels about getting the porch done!
by Mynameisntshmuley February 9, 2021
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Ho-Ho-Hoed

During the Christmas season when there is a Rain spin above and below the reel you are on every round. Alternatively, when you are on Crazy Mode and your team is the only ones pulling rain spins.
Man, I just got Ho-Ho-Hoed
by BearBeTrippin December 23, 2024
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Drake Ho's

When you have a list of ho's, they are known as your Drake ho's. As the rapper Drake always has an entourage of ho's with him.
Which one of my Drake Ho's should I hit up tonight?

Did you see how many Drake Ho's came stepping out of the car behind Drake?
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Ho?

another word similar to 'Hm?' and 'Yes?'
Ho? You're taking my food? unforgivable.
by kc squid August 20, 2020
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