Tree of Life

A tree that has grown over an adjacent pole or post in such a way that it becomes a phallic symbol.

The Tree of Life was evil, after all, it had a penis.

by Bob Minky February 5, 2008

What doth life?

"What doth life? Are we just fleshy blips in some meaningless stew of cosmic oblivion?

Or is it vice re-versa?"

Xavier: What doth life?..life....life.......life..

by Apple Shampoo May 18, 2011

I hate life

Same Bro

Friend: I hate life

Me: Same bro

by Wild Asian December 2, 2019

Life In The Big City

What you say when you have lost your idealism and your find yourself as many people do: In a room drinking wine out of a burger king cup with ice in it, smoking a pack of Marlboro Reds a day and saying the N word.

Tim's Mother: "The cops are probably going to raid the house because they are running a pretty big coke operation upstairs."

Dennis: Life in the Big City

Tim's Mother: "Your kids who you haven't seen in five years called you. And because you were so drunk, they hung up the phone, and they never want to speak to you again."

Dennis: Life in the Big City

For further definition of the word visit

Tim Dillon's Podcast

Episode 164 Life In The Big City

by Party J Mac October 3, 2019

Pond life

People who feel under valued in the job who have not gone up the ladder!

A warehouseman/women who get looked down on from higher people within there company like they are Pond life.

We are just the plantium that feeds the bigger fish - Pondlife.

Lower than scum at least scum floats on top of the water.

by Mrp75 October 2, 2018

wanker for life

A person who just sits and masturbates all day until he is drained from all his milk

guy: here mate have you seen him?
other guy:yer,he's a wanker for life

by ijustthinkofrandomwords March 20, 2014

Soft Life

The people who use Late-Stage Capitalism unironically.

See Champange Socialist

Person 1: "Pissing and shiting themselves about the Socialist Commie revolution on Twitter."

Person 2: Hey, isn't your dad a chief oil tycoon, you must have had a pretty soft life. Why are you activating this stuff?

Person 1: "Blocks Person 2."

by SnakeDictionary August 20, 2022