Jake Evans

A montreal canadian that got hit sticked that led to being paralyzed.

Random guy: Dude that guy just got Jake Evansed
Other random guy: dude so right

by JAKEURMOMSNAKE May 03, 2022

Jake Has No Friends

When a boy who blasts his recorder into other students' ears stops for a moment to think about his life, then begins to play the recorder as children around him sing the iconic song "Jake Has No Friends"
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0

The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.

While thinking about his life, Jake will go "Aw shucks, I have no friends!!" Then the kids around will comment in response by saying "Guys hey! Jake Has No Friends !"

by OwlieSaunder December 15, 2018

Jake Velox

jakevelox - to forcibly threaten someone to rub your pussy, to use your power to threaten someone to fucking kill themself
verb

"GET THE FUCK HERE OR I'LL JAKE VELOX YOU'RE ASS TO THE MOON!"

by Aezerix May 21, 2018

best Jake stan

Becca is the best Jake stan ever. No debate.
She’s also the number 1 simp for Jake
So stan Becca the best Jake stan and the number 1 jake simp

“Omg Becca is literally the best Jake stan ever.”

“Wow I love Jake stans, especially Becca.”

by Best jay stan April 20, 2022

Jake Raying

An overuse of words without any thought behind it.

You just be Jake Raying bro.

by HenryRoland May 15, 2023

Jake Goff

A little bitch who is bad at Fortnite.

Don't you hate that son of a bitch Jake Goff!
~Elon Musk

by graysondemos March 04, 2018

Jake weight

The weight of one’s fast food order has either a positive or a negative “feel”.

The drive thru person handed me my order and I immediately knew by the jake weight that i had not ordered enough.

by Yeawhatever May 06, 2024