Jake is usually tall, skinny, and fast. He’s never a show-off and usually hangs with smaller groups. Also a great thrower and catcher.
by Ifweaupifw May 21, 2021

The most painful person to be around. He is often screaming racial slurs, whilst parading around in his typical WW2, Nazi German uniform, screeching out his misogynistic arguments whilst he is stepping on the children of the proletarian families
by Sloss_ February 23, 2017

by TwizzyRizh January 13, 2024

Verb
Infinitive participle: jake
The act of a man taking his penis and hiding it between his thighs in order to create the illusion of female genitals.
Infinitive participle: jake
The act of a man taking his penis and hiding it between his thighs in order to create the illusion of female genitals.
by BrimmyWithTheStimmy January 20, 2024

Oh, oh yeah, im jakeing it, im jakeing it, oh, soo good!
A1: Have you heard that clapping noice at night? I was wondering what it was.
B1: Are you kidding me? I heard that Carl was jakeing it last night.
C1: Yeah it was probably that because i was wondering what that icing on my lip is when i woke up!
Carl: Whats up guys!
A1B1C1: Fuck off you freaky cunt!
A1: Have you heard that clapping noice at night? I was wondering what it was.
B1: Are you kidding me? I heard that Carl was jakeing it last night.
C1: Yeah it was probably that because i was wondering what that icing on my lip is when i woke up!
Carl: Whats up guys!
A1B1C1: Fuck off you freaky cunt!
by Mr. Skinnywilly09982 March 12, 2025

Jake is a name for big dick skibidi toilet niggas, he’s big d randy and has a massive schmeif. Also can be very bipolar and lovie dovie.
by elcompajake November 19, 2023
