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Just jesus june

Sixth month of Sigma year. If you made it this far than it means you are halfway through the Sigma year, congrats! You mastered your emotions and looking better than ever before and remember, Jesus is watching.
Mike:"James is going to church now?! Just jesus june is doing wonders for him i guess"
by chorbet November 15, 2022
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Jesus time

When you declare Jesus time there is no cussing and no shenanigans .
Guy 1: That little mother fuc...
Guy 2: It’s Jesus time.
Guy 1: Ok.
by Hamburgerblobfish May 10, 2019
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Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025
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jesus

When a man has a fabulous Jesus, his hips and lower abs are extremely cut, just as our Lord Jesus’ was as depicted in almost all art and sculpture of him.
I love a guy with a great jesus peeking out of his jeans.
by Cheeky T August 13, 2023
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JESUS

A person who is incredibly nice and kind in many ways, often associated with God or Jesus Christ. This person is likely to be successful and far from boring. They always know how to keep people engaged and are known by a lot of people. They carry themselves with royalty and dignity, showing warmth and wisdom in everything they do.
“Man, that guy is so Jesus-like—he’s always helping people and spreading positivity wherever he goes.”
by ITellISayTheTruth March 23, 2025
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Twerking for Jesus

When you not twerking for nobody but Jesus so it's not a sin
Twerking for Jesus :Wow that girl really twerking to gosple for jesus.

By polo Dolo gone solo
by Polo Dolo gone solo January 6, 2017
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Jesus

A attention seeking male. One might see him and say “ there that fag goes”. He is most commonly known for not excepting rejection and for playing for the “wrong team”. He loves to be respectfully to adults but hates girls unless they like him. Is a pathological liar and lies to make himself feel better.
Jesus: *walks by*

The boys: “hey fag”
Jesus: “hey guys” *says shyly*
by Truthwithurmom November 21, 2023
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