a phrase i came up with, used to describe satisfactory conditions for having sex or watching porn. for example, going to watch porn but having a bad taste in your mouth distract you from getting off is NOT porn mouth. when you have no distracting residual tastes in your mouth, thats porn mouth. this can also be applied to other things like: having just come out of the shower feeling clean and bacteria-less, or having just brushed your teeth or washed your hands.
me getting ready to dj the vj but remembering i just ate some onion: damn it, that’s not porn mouth.
by JeisterKeister September 19, 2022

People say that porn is a place where people show their privates and doing weird ass sexual stuff, but my version of porn is a bunch of airplanes and Their information
by Lily’ bam bam January 10, 2024

Alright lemme sum this up
Gay porn is like porn, except instead of ugly man having sex with beautiful woman, it's now ugly man having sex with, oh, another ugly man.
But dear reader
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SEARCH THIS, THIS IS THE URBAN DICTIONARY FOR FUCKS SAKE
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SEARCH THIS
Gay porn is like porn, except instead of ugly man having sex with beautiful woman, it's now ugly man having sex with, oh, another ugly man.
But dear reader
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SEARCH THIS, THIS IS THE URBAN DICTIONARY FOR FUCKS SAKE
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SEARCH THIS
by Freakingperson April 7, 2024

Is when you watch the porn your girlfriend likes while having sex and you like how turned on she gets.
by Masochist Goddess June 15, 2022

When someone's perspective of someone else is altered by predicting or imagining what they look like in a sexual context.
by Porngoggles August 24, 2015
