Hot Tony

A pudgy, self-absorbed male who is overly obsessed with the anus and believes he is a genius.

Hot Tony: Dude, I can't believe she stood me up! I told her how high my IQ was and everything!

Friend: What are you gonna do now?

Hot Tony: I guess I'll text her incessantly and offer to play with her butthole...as soon as I finish eating this hoagie.

by Felicia Morgan January 12, 2008

hot tubbing

when u get in a spa with some fly honeys

ayo yall wanna go hot tubbin

by j2dizzo September 7, 2003

Hot Minute

Anywhere between 2 and 55 minutes.

-Bro #1 "I'll be there in a hot minute"

- Bro #2 "???"

by Brochief June 1, 2013

hot grits

A term used on slashdot.org often referring to Natalie Portman.

"It's Natalie Portman, man! Have you no sense of history?

That, Hot Grits, and Beowulf clusters are the only things that matter!"

by CryoKeen January 27, 2008

Hot Dang

Refers to a specific sexual act. A midget dressed in a bear furry suit. Ideally with a ranger hat. As the man is climaxing he screams out "only you can prevent forest fires!"

Since she was under five feet, I guess last night we had a hot dang.

by AECOM February 14, 2009

Hot Pocket

A piece of crap food, which consists of bread, what we think is supposed to be cheese, and meat. There are also the vegiterian pockets, which don't include meat, and the lean pockets, which apperantly are healthier than your regular hot pocket. They usually come in two temperatures: boiling hot or frozen solid. I don't know where the hell of you perverts out there are getting that vagina crap, but this is the true definition of a hot pocket. They do taste like crap, but we all love that jangle! Hot Pockeeeeeeett!

"I ate a hot pocket for breakfast this morning and now i think i am going to puke."

by xxBlack_Catxx June 23, 2008

hot dog

a person of asian ancestry

there sure are a lot of hot dogs at Disneyland

by jacquosie May 23, 2012