Somebody that has his phone locked and eats ramen and masturbates to anime every day and kisses Olivia Brissette instead of going outside and has android LOL
by anonymous October 27, 2020
Get the Riley Cmug. 
I'm about to drop a c-note on this bitch.
by AssCrackBandita December 27, 2023
Get the C-notemug. by The Italian-Romanian guy. August 2, 2023
Get the serie cmug. by totally_rad January 15, 2016
Get the C U Next Tuesdaymug. C 2 steals peoples' granola bars, usually creating fake "friendships" to take granola bars from people. Because of this, only become friends with a C 2 if you have a lot of GBs on hand.
C 2: Person 1 gave me so many granola bars this past week.
The Other C 2: Really, how many?
C 2: 17, plus a packet of fruit snacks.
The Other C 2: Whoa
The Other C 2: Really, how many?
C 2: 17, plus a packet of fruit snacks.
The Other C 2: Whoa
by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021
Get the C 2mug. A Wesley C. is important within the NEW definition of the Picard.
A Wesley C. does not have or never had sexual intercourse on or in or under the Enterprise.
The Picard is a single, tiny piece of grain which wandered the intestines of the body and came out undamaged along with digested food out of an asshole.
The more it is the Picard the more it is on top of the shit.
If a Picard is only more than 50% on the side of an object which is shit it is not called a Picard.
Definition within:
If it is within the shit it is probably a Wesley C.. A Wesley C. has not to be discovered. It has not to be put on top of the shit.
Also its very existence has the state of Schroedingers Cat. If someone discovers a Wesley C., it is not a Wesley C. anymore from that point in time.
The definition changes to "exposed Klingon warbird". A Wesley C. does not move.
If it was moved it is also one special attribute of a Wesley C.
A Wesley C. moves when someone has the will that it moves. It does not move on its own.
If a shit somehow appears in a shape like that of a snake and is somehow pointing to real grain or the stars with its head it is called a R-usher.
A "R-usher" is an inverted Wesley C. and therefore a negative of it. It is dark as the nightsky with stars. Not really dark as black.
The two states of the Wesley C. turn to the two possible connections of a R-usher which are grain or the stars or both.
A R-Usher is something which moves or has dynamic shape.
A Wesley C. does not have or never had sexual intercourse on or in or under the Enterprise.
The Picard is a single, tiny piece of grain which wandered the intestines of the body and came out undamaged along with digested food out of an asshole.
The more it is the Picard the more it is on top of the shit.
If a Picard is only more than 50% on the side of an object which is shit it is not called a Picard.
Definition within:
If it is within the shit it is probably a Wesley C.. A Wesley C. has not to be discovered. It has not to be put on top of the shit.
Also its very existence has the state of Schroedingers Cat. If someone discovers a Wesley C., it is not a Wesley C. anymore from that point in time.
The definition changes to "exposed Klingon warbird". A Wesley C. does not move.
If it was moved it is also one special attribute of a Wesley C.
A Wesley C. moves when someone has the will that it moves. It does not move on its own.
If a shit somehow appears in a shape like that of a snake and is somehow pointing to real grain or the stars with its head it is called a R-usher.
A "R-usher" is an inverted Wesley C. and therefore a negative of it. It is dark as the nightsky with stars. Not really dark as black.
The two states of the Wesley C. turn to the two possible connections of a R-usher which are grain or the stars or both.
A R-Usher is something which moves or has dynamic shape.
"There could be a Wesley C. inside of every result from the intestines of the Picard which looks like a soft brown boat on a river."
Wrong example: "A Wesley C. could be in everyone who ate a lot."
Correction: " A Wesley C. had to have his coming-out in the series."
Wrong example: "A Wesley C. could be in everyone who ate a lot."
Correction: " A Wesley C. had to have his coming-out in the series."
by Aeneodarb December 5, 2021
Get the Wesley C.mug.