Pre-Beat

The act of beating off before work, school, appointment, and daily activity

John pre-beats before going to school so he won’t catch a erection during the day

by John handpick November 1, 2018

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Bamboo Beating

When you take a piece of bamboo and chase and whip a person with it.

Where's Vic?
She's giving that asian guy a bamboo beating!

by Slow Asian January 11, 2010

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Beat ass

When you lose a fight or when you beat someone in a fight.

Yo I just gave this girl beat ass

by anonymous June 24, 2024

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To savagely beat someone beyond the mere confines of life and death, to a point where an inter-dimensional portal opens up and, in a blinding maelstrom hot as a supernova, sweeps the carcass of the beaten person up into the atmosphere, breaking all known laws of physics, and leaving no trace of the beaten person behind.

Sapphire: "Get down to the store, we need some groceries."
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"

by IGKYA53 April 22, 2020

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