lol-ing all over myself

To actually "lol" so hard, that you make a (rather embarassing) mess.

Keizra: I'm totally lol-ing all over myself.
Jess: Do you want me to get the shamwow? It'll have you saying Sham-WOW.

by Jesmica February 21, 2009

I'm all right Jack!

(originally: "Fuck you, Jack, I'm all right!!" - described the bitter dismay of sailors ("jacks") returning home after wartime in the Navy to find themselves not treated as patriots or heroes, but ignored / sneered at by a selfish, complacent, get-ahead society - phrase was subsequently toned down for acceptable general use.)
Attitude of "every man for himself, survival of the fittest, devil take the hindmost", ... but also, that all the possible advantages (however gained), success (however won) and satisfaction (whatever the cost to others) belong to me first!" Narrow-focus, narrow-gauge pseudo-Darwinian selfishness glorified as a sensible philosophy of society and life.

People who find it hard to say "I'm all right Jack!" outright, say to anyone they find no longer useful: "I'm trying to get my life in order right now, so can you respect that, please?!..." (just before they throw themselves laughing into more fun and merry chaos!)

by kofi May 19, 2003

fuck all

another phrase for nothing, nil, zero.

City is our name
City is our name
Twnety-eight years and won fuck all
City is our name

by International Bad Boy January 12, 2005

Ypsilanti All-Stars

Publicized widely in the magazine "Found", the Yspsilanti All-Stars are a booty rap group from Ypsilanti, Michigan. A poorly-recorded copy of their 1998 demo was submitted to Found magazine, who later distributed it (illegally) as a CD called "The Booty Don't Stop". Notable song titles include "Wave Yo' Booty in the Air" and "It's Booty Time".

Ypsilanti All-Stars were bumping in the club all night long.

by Giarmarco January 1, 2007

The Root Of All Evil

A debate television show hosted by Lewis Black which is played on Comedy Central. It takes two topics, and has two low-brow washed up comedians (like Greg Geraldo) argue about which is the worse of the two. While Lewis Black is the supposed star of this series, for the first 20 minutes of the show (need I remind you it's a 30 minute show) he only makes appearances by grinning at obviously unfunny jokes and looking at the screen.

The series was launched off with a decent topic, "Beer vs. Weed". Just after that, the topics started getting stupider and stupider, such as "Kim Jong Il vs. Tila Tequila" or "Las Vegas vs. The Human Body". At this rate a new season will be extremely unlikely, and it's cancellation is imminent.

Person 1: Hey, are you gonna watch The Root Of All Evil tonight?"

Person 2: Nah, I think their idea of "George Bush vs. Bread" is too cliche.

by Alex The Redeemer May 4, 2008

Speak when you are Spoken to or not at all

A saying from an adult to a child usually when the child has interrupted the adult in the midst of their adult conversation with someone else.

I'm not talking to you therefore, hold your thoughts and speak when you are spoken to or not at all.

by Diane1019 February 5, 2009

Y'all mind if I

A phrase used before a person(s) is about say/ do something stupid , something random or something that would not regularly need permission/consent to do. It is mainly used for ironic purposes in "meme culture" and is associated with a picture on Facebook of a man holding his hands together on a sidewalk In a pose of that will forever be remembered

"Y'all mind if I hit on that, E G G"

by Quenchedboi December 5, 2017