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Jake

Jake is an ungrateful bitch who will leave you for another girl. No matter what you do he will push you away and be a bitch to you. You can try to be his friend but all he will do is break you and make you cry. He is so ungrateful, when you try to help him he’ll say he’s fine then just go off on you. Don’t trust or be friends with a guy named Jake.
Leah: are you okay?

Jake: yeah

Leah: You sure?

Jake:*gets mad and goes off on her*

Leah: Yeah I am mad because you are so ungreatful and you can’t take anything serious. You keep on calling her my bf and a furry which she isn’t neither of them so stop.

Jake: Stfu and u wonder why no one wants to date ur retarded suicidal ass
by Immacrackyyy May 8, 2020
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

Jake is a boy that is funny and likes a girl called gabby and Jake is always checking in to see if everyone is okay
by JxkeyBxiley May 22, 2018
mugGet the Jakemug.

jake angeles

tanner fox's best friend who's a crazy good scooter rider sponsored by scooter farm and a youtube
jake angeles... you mean tanner fox's best friend?
by andrubebs July 10, 2017
mugGet the jake angelesmug.

Jake Velox

jakevelox - to forcibly threaten someone to rub your pussy, to use your power to threaten someone to fucking kill themself
verb
"GET THE FUCK HERE OR I'LL JAKE VELOX YOU'RE ASS TO THE MOON!"
by Aezerix June 7, 2018
mugGet the Jake Veloxmug.

Jake

You're being such a Jake
by babygorlxoxo October 7, 2022
mugGet the Jakemug.

fat jake

a big ass dude. like when you look at him just big as shit
bro there’s fat jake, he jumped and 50 dead in alaska
by bearrrrrrrrrrrr April 27, 2024
mugGet the fat jakemug.

Jake Paul

noun
An act of sexual assault, where the attacker forces oral sex on their victim.

For an example, on Youtube, search "trigger warning jake paul"
Guy 1: Why did they break up?
Guy 2: Oh, he did a Jake Paul on her at the New Year's party.
Guy 1: Oh my god, what an asshole.

"I wouldn't date him, I've heard he has Jake Paul'd some people."
by Pkmniac64 April 11, 2021
mugGet the Jake Paulmug.

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