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your sister a mister

your sister a mister is possibly the worst insult ever created. It will destroy an entire dimension whenever it is used. Another language had to be made to create this phrase, and this is the rough translation. Calling someone's sibling trans is easily worse than Your mom gay, Your dad lesbian, Your granny tranny and Ur grandpap a trap are hardly insults copared to your sister a mister.
God: Are you a little bitch?
Me: Your sister a mister
God: *Fucking dies on the spot
by Diamond_Doofus May 11, 2018
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flick your bic

also used as a sexual innuendo

a state of male arrousal
to flick his bic

'fucking with our eyes open can really flick your bic'
by the wizards staff February 8, 2010
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Off Your Nut

To be 'Off Your Nut' means three things.
1. To be absolutely fucked as a cunt from drugs.
2. To be crazy.
3. To be sick of or 'over' the nut that you are currently eating.

Is also commonly said 'Off Ya Nugget'.
1. Look at you! Your 'Off Your Nut'
2. Tom was declared 'Off His Nut' when he saw an alien steal his baby.
3. I believe that I am now 'Off My Nut', this 3ft peanut is too salty.

I was 'Off Me Nugget' last night, getting rude like a rumpig.
by Diego November 28, 2003
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get your issue

To get what you have coming to you. Another way of saying "karma".
You better not set up your boyfriend to get robbed... if you do, you're going to get your issue!!!
by Local_Celeb November 20, 2009
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bond your boys

1. The act of applying Gold Bond powder to the nut sack thereby creating a cooling and refreshing sensation for the boys, the intensity of which determined by the color of the dispensing bottle: gold for gentle cooling; green for a minty fresh sensation; and blue to experience a 1000 little gnomes with icy hands pounding the living daylights out of your boys. 2. Also used as a generic term for the application of any nut powder to refresh the scrotal nether region.
Bond your boys to avoid a nut sack thigh weld and to experience the sensation of a thousand Greek goddesses gently blowing Altoid kisses lightly onto your nads.
by Colorado Beef November 9, 2008
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Lose Your Shit

(verb) -
to spaz out, lose control/sanity, triggered by either some good shit, like music, food, liquor, etc.

the equivalence of going Ape Shit, only non-violently.
"I've got stuff to make you lose your shit"

"soon as that bassline hit, he lost his shit."

"hit me with that Nathan's, just about ready to lose my shit."
by last one in April 10, 2009
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Are your jimmies rustled?

jimmies – feelings / thoughts / ego
rustled – hurt / disturbed
unrustled – peaceful / calm

As per Know Your Meme, the expression originated from 4chan in late 2010, and is used by trolls to "convey feelings of discontent or discomfort in response to someone else’s post in imageboards and discussion forums".

The expression is an alternate form of "u mad bro?".
Victim: What the heck is your problem!?
Troll: Are your jimmies rustled?
Victim: ...What is this I don't even
Troll: *trollface*
by AgentRev December 18, 2012
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