White Amnesia

Can happen to anybody with a white friend/lover/associate/rival/enemy. A common condition among Caucasians where you'll bring up a time (be it out of fun or seriousness) where they clearly did you bogus, said some fighting words to you, or just did something to offend and/or disrespect you personally. Upon the instance of you bringing it up to their attention at a later date, they'll deny it with the cluelessness of a toddler and will display genuine shock that they would do such a thing. If you keep pursuing the subject, they will then come to the conclusion that it was your fault that it happened.

Guy 1: "Man, remember that time when you went off on that waitress and called her a big-lipped monkey-fuck because she brought your meal last?"

Guy 2:"What? No way, when did this happen?!"

Guy 1: "My guy, it was last year. We all got our food and you had ordered some extra shit and when she said that yours still had time, you got mad and called her a monkey-fuck under your breath. We all heard you and she even looked at you too."

Guy 2: "WHAT?! No bro, I would NEVER say that! That's not funny, man. Even if I ever did, it was because she was being an asshole about it!"

Guy 1: "Nah man, she was polite and we could tell she was nervous too. You definitely did her bogus for that one."

Guy 2: "That's crazy...nah, I don't believe it. I always respect bitches, man!"

Guy 3: "Hahahahaha, Blake is doing that White Amnesia shit again!"

Guy 2: "WHAT?! Bro, I swear, I do NOT remember that shit even happening! You guys are making shit up!"

Guy 1: "Bruh, chill. We're just havin' fun! We don't care that you cussed her out, it's just funny how it happened."

Guy 3: "Yeah man, don't be butthurt lol"

Guy 2: "...I still don't know what you guys are talking about but whatever..."

by RealNameNoGimmicks August 23, 2021

White Māori

A light skinned person who identifies as a Māori. They may have a Māori parent or ancestor. In some instances, Non-Māori raised or married into a Māori whanau (family) might consider themselves a White Māori.

Hone: Bro, your not even Māori, your Pākeha.
James: Yes I am, I’m a White Māori cause my dad’s Pakeha and mums a Māori.
Hone: Aw true that.

by ennyann November 24, 2021

White Delight

Since being a proud white individual is so racist in modern culture, having white delight is the safest way to express ethnicity around actual racist lunatics.

It’s a delight being white, white delight!

by SlimeOnTheBlock June 9, 2023

I'm White

A soulless smug look on the face of white foreigners in Vietnam. It's usually caused by either mako poisoning or exposure to Sin's Toxin. They usually say "You can't taco's like this in London" or the infamous "banh mi and pho are so much better than American food."

All those whites in Thoa Dien have an "I'm White" look on their face.

by Namissoamazing March 2, 2023

White Mercedes

The White Mercedes is another SoCal staple; often times a sedan or SUV, but bonus points if it's a convertible, which is hot as fuck. A white Mercedes sedan with chrome wheels is essentially the Camry of Orange County, and if you had a dollar for every white Mercedes you spotted in or around LA in a day, you could probably buy one of your own in a couple hours. In the 2000s, the white Mercedes of choice for Newport Beach doctors, young celebs in Beverly Hills and "coastal grandmothers" in Malibu was the CLK convertible, which was super fetch while it was still in production. Now it's the G550 or G63, with the S-Class sedan and the E-Class family also being commonplace. Like with the White Range Rover, the White Mercedes is likely to be found sandwiched between an Escalade and a White Lexus at South Coast Plaza, parked in front of a plastic surgeon's office, in the driveway of a hideous McMansion, or in the drive-thru line at Starbucks. A White Mercedes is the ultimate LA status symbol.

God, it seems like everyone and their mom down here has a White Mercedes!

by henry1272838442 March 19, 2023

Ed White

The word special has many meanings but In this case, 'special' is the only word that can describe this child.

Quotes from Ed White:
'Are you guys just retarded or what?'
'Oi, oi'
'Ancheeee'
'Jimathy'
'wakeem'
'are you gay or just homosexual'
'wait....'

If you need any information about john deeres and how to stick your pp in there exhasts you know who to ask

We love you Ed White xxxx

(Person 1) - Don't be such an Ed White

(Person 2) - Dont be so fucking rude

(Person 1) - You were the one who went 'can I get a mwah mwah' at the end of your walk

by undisclosedinformation June 23, 2021

White Wash

White washing is basically turning a black / non-white character to a white character. An offensive thing to do towards blacks/ non-whites.

a: Huh? Isn't Kaeya a tan character?
b: Yes he is, he is white washed here.

by hiiso June 28, 2021