vaginaculation (va-gin-Ak-u-lay-shun)

Vaginal fluids accumulate to the point, where, during sexual arousal, the fluids are ejected in a manner similar to male ejaculation.

"vaginaculation (va-gin-Ak-u-lay-shun)" : "She vaginaculated all over my face...I looked like a glazed donut..."

vaginaculation (va-gin-Ak-u-lay-shun) by Dr. Linguist June 11, 2009

Shred as much as u can 

Phrase used as a directive to conceal unethical or illegal activity. Made popular by an e-mail sent between portfolio and hedge fund managers currently being charged by the SEC for insider trading.

Analyst: Shit, I think the SEC asshole with the ugly pink and baby blue tie is onto us.
Manager: Shred as much as u can

Shred as much as u can by Cristo39 February 26, 2011

jerremy why u do dis 

jerremy is the master shrek hater and should be punished for his doings, he is a smol boi for hating on shrek

jerremy why u do dis to us, shrek is our true god and you treat him like this you shrathiest

jerremy why u do dis by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

C i h u a h a g h g f e 

A "C i h u a h a g h g f e" is an insult to a short and annoying person in your friend group or someone you know!

"You are a C i h u a h a g h g f e !!"

C i h u a h a g h g f e by Nomnomnomowo December 3, 2020

i <3 u

1. A way of saying I love you, with <3 representing a heart.
2. 1 Iodine is less than 3 Uraniums.

1. Dude, I <3 u
2. Science shows that I <3 U.

i <3 u by monke cactus March 10, 2021

B.U.T.T.H.O.L.E.

The Broadcasting Underground Television Technical Helpers Of Londen England.

Hey dude my TV is broken I had better call the B.U.T.T.H.O.L.E.

B.U.T.T.H.O.L.E. by Nazathan March 16, 2005

t.u. 

Short for "texas university," t.u is a name that followers of Texas A&M use to describe the University of Texas. Such a nickname implies that UT is a university in Texas rather than THE University of Texas, no matter what the Texas state Constitution might say. Additionally, they don't capitalize it because, they claim, UT isn't important enough to be capitalized, but in doing, they're actually denigrating their own state, so the non-capitalization most likely stems from the fact that the vast majority of Aggies happen to be illiterate. As a result, it becomes one of the few insults in the world that disrespects the insulter's own state and its constitution while simultaneously making the insulter appear uneducated and illiterate (a common byproduct of a Texas A&M "education"), while doing virtually nothing to actually insult the insultee.

Agnes the Aggie: "Eww, you're going to t.u."
Larry the Longhorn: "Aww, that's cute... Even a Sooner could come up with a more coherent insult than that! By the way, I hope you're not too upset about not getting into UT."

t.u. by hookemhorns124 September 29, 2012