top rider

A women or man who is great at shagging or riding the d

“Here lass...you’re a top rider you”.
Or for men, “I am a top rider me, doing all the birds”

by Beth’s a Top Rider November 11, 2017

Top Sponge

Noun: A rotted out piece of overpriced shit version of the iconic, 38' Cigarette Top Gun, that no man or women in their right mind would take ownership of. Typically owned by aging, fatass, balding men whilst sporting piece of fuck Konrad drives . Some hidden attributes include dead fish, sea weed, old smelly water, rotten wood, chicken wings, shitty beer cans, and broken random cabin pieces. A certain self praised, attention seeking ego must be obtained to own this gem. See also: Moistress.

Tim Pavlovic tried to find a decent boat for a change, instead he found "Top Sponge"

by FoffTim October 16, 2017

Top

Oral sex

She gave me some Top.

by Tone_584 October 21, 2020

Top of the morning

Getting head in the morning, getting a blowjob in the morning.

Woke up and i'm sad because I didn't get any top of the morning.

by Hanumon March 19, 2024

Top Twister

The Top Twister is when you are giving a man cunnilingus and you move your head side to side and tongue in a rotating, twisting motion on the head of the penis, whilst sucking all at the same time.

“The Top Twister is the most succulent, euphoric, form of cunnilingus!”

by makdaddy87 October 5, 2025

Top

Agnete

Agnete is such a top!

by did this for gf June 30, 2022

Tennessee Table Top

The act of eating a fuckton of taco to the point of boiling diarrhea,taking off your cloths and start shifting while breakdancing

Jacob:how’d you handle the break up?
Max:I broke into that bitches crib and I pulled off a Tennessee Table Top.

by ThatGuyGodfrey March 9, 2025