Double Take

When you take the biggest shit so you wipe your bum off but then you don’t think that the shit is gone so you do a double take wiping.

John: Dude I just took a massive shit so I clogged your toilet doing a double take!
Luke: what did you say?

by pogpoghoghogjdk January 14, 2021

take it cool

To chill out, take it easy and be cool. Taking it cool is especially cool on fridays (take it cool fridays).

You’re acting like a fool bro, you need to take it cool.

by stecker312 September 14, 2022

take it to the kneck

Eating , hungrily having food

We gon't take it to the kneck

by safety kev October 17, 2020

Taking part in an online challenge

If a person is found unconscious, with a ligature around their neck, phone in hand, browsing a site with abundant teen pornography such as TikTok, they can be said to be taking part in an online challenge.

Can be used more generally to describe viewing TikTok pornography even without autoerotic asphyxiation.

"What are you up to tonight?"
"Well my mum is working again so I'm going to give taking part in an online challenge a try"

by BushTuckerMan August 8, 2022

Take a George

Commonly used when describing taking a nap.

"Yo, I couldn't sleep last night. Think imma take a George."
"Ugh, I could use a George."

by Pencilneckfuck May 2, 2025

taking samples

When you have sex with a person from each race

Yo I was taking samples last night.
Where'd you take samples from?
China, Japan, and France. Hopefully I'll take some american samples later
Yo sweet bro
Bro i know

by Muhfuckah jones February 9, 2014

Take A Seat

Implying “secretly” that you want someone to sit on your face

I’d like you to “take a seat”… on my face

by DeeperMeaning May 27, 2022