Dan Tits

A man who has large mammary glands, due to large deposits of fat on his chest. They can be seen as small ripples in his shirt as he moves his arms.

Tom: "Hey who is that kid who is always talking in class?"

Bill: "That's Dan Tits...He would beat my girlfriend in a wet t-shirt contest".

by Mouth32 October 18, 2008

Granola Tits

Taking a handful of granola, throwing it at a woman's tits and eating it off. Ideally, using an adhesive or sticky substance before throwing to allow for maximum granola on the tits.

Using honey, granola and his girlfriend's tits, John was able to have a delicious breakfast of granola tits.

by BP_Granola August 24, 2011

Hindi Tits

A black woman's boobs that FUCKING REEK of curry!

Black Woman: Wanna shag?

White Dude: Fuck that shit, you've got Hindi Tits!

by Arrrgh Fuck Ur Mom August 6, 2009

Jill Tits

Someone with rather small tits, often called "Mosquito Bites" or "Bee Stings"

That new girl has some major Jill Tits, can she even physically wear a bra?

by Dinobinoid December 10, 2008

bitch-tits

NATHAN W. Adams OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMER.

BIG mutha fuckin' TITTIES

by nugga January 5, 2005

Pumpkin Tits

Man breats equivalant to that of Pamela Andersons. Not fake either.

John Perchiacca has pumpkin tits. Little asian boys, Enzo, and girls he stares at alot play with those bouncing bags of fat man titty.

by Ray Davis July 26, 2003

Tits Magee

Tits Magee is the essence of everything
Therefore making tits magee everything
Even though tits magee is everything you do not call somthing stupid tits magee, you call that Poops Magee or shits magee

Also a person could be made fun of with the use of Tits/Shits Magee

Person 1:Holy crap dude look at those tits magee pair of avaitors over there
Person 2: Word
Ex 2
Person 1: Damnit we have to do a shitload of homework.
Person 2: Totaly Shits magee
Person 1: Word

by Garrett February 8, 2005