Ham Salad Party

2 cups assorted pork meat
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings

1 Cup juice of baby feelings

1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours

Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.

My fuckin’ guts are ham salad party stuffed after that CJ party at Gene’s house last Tuesday.

by Straight Up Ums July 1, 2025

Trash Salad

A salad which consists of only a head of lettuce (sometimes with ranch dressing dolloped on top, and/or bacon bits). Normally consumed by hand, without the use of utensils.

datrashmaaan eats his trash salad with pocket bacon and booster pack ranch

by horsenamedfriday July 2, 2025

Tuna Salad Tuesday

When everyone makes tuna salad (traditionally tuna pasta salad) on Tuesdays. Usually celebrated in a group where everyone brings her homemade tuna salad to a gathering (e.i. work for lunch, lunch date, picnic). Can also be celebrated happily alone in the comfort of your home

Are you ready for Tuna Salad Tuesday?

by Shloctor Shloctopus July 6, 2025

grabba salad

when u pack a bowl with a makeup of a 55/50% weed to grabba ratio. a pinch of za, a pinch of grabba, and another pinch of weed on top. and u spark the whole top trying to ash the whole bowl in one hit.

yo rod u trynna smack the grabba salad omm this bitch smackin

by erkoffaperc October 29, 2025

fhysics salad

A fruit salad made by skewering the edge of a fruit, then swinging the knife down to slice it.

Regular fruit salads are so last-year, so we will make a fhysics salad.

by #+_+# December 5, 2025

Word salad

Salad is good and good for you so word salad is good.

Hym "That's how you know the words she said were good because he called it word salad. And salad is good. And words are good. So it's like 2 goods. And then salad is also good for you so that's like 3 goods. But words are sometimes bad... So maybe it's like 2 goods... But that's still like... basically 3 goods. We're rounding up."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

Tossing salad

Putting ur tongue in the bunghole
And licking all around the circumference ;) ;)

I like tossing salad on Thursday afternoons

by Bungholeliker December 8, 2025