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A Potato

An EXTREAMLY sussy imposter
"your about as stupid as A Potato"
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seed-potato

Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.
Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
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potato nugget

Sonic has good potato nuggets.
by Lyzyrd Wyzyrd October 28, 2022
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Potentially pallitable potato

When ones roasted carbohydrates have escaped your plate and have subsequently landed on ones floor, you have to decide if its still a potentially pallitable potato.
"Honey, is this unconsumed carb you seem to have dropped on the floor still a potentially pallitable potato, or shall I go against everything I stand for and throw it in the bin?"
by MOYESTEED2020 July 23, 2022
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Ashed My Potatoes

When someone dies and puts their ashes into a person’s (who they hate) mashed potato.
Dude OMG my dead ex-girlfriend ashed my potatoes
by Assamo January 22, 2022
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potato western

A movie with western tropes and stererotypes that is set in the country of Ireland or made by Irish filmmakers; similar to the way Italian ones are called spaghetti westerns
Liam Neeson stars in the potato western "In the Land of Saints and Sinners" set in County Donegal during the time of The Troubles.
by Every Movie Has a Lesson March 28, 2024
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big potato

a noun used to describe a cool guy who plays guitar. these type of people typically are friends with an even cooler indian.
big potato on the beat bring the starch no french fries
by BisexualDepressedPhrog August 18, 2023
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