Potatoes

A big round smexy vegetable that has a flat bum.

I love me potatoes.

by madienna August 28, 2019

Potato Gamer

This potato is better than all and will become king of all

It was a honor fighting with the potato gamer

by You but better January 13, 2021

Potato

To be very crappy, slow, or even bad

or, a extremely awesome crop brought to Europe from the New world that saved lives

Dude, I want to play but my graphics card is potato

by KAWGY June 14, 2018

California Potato Chip

Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.

Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.

by Masaj Marod February 9, 2025

My life is a potato

a sentence that a retard would say

some loser fuck: My life is a potato!
Every other well-developed human being: Oh no, he's retarded

by georgy177 February 5, 2021

potato personality

Someone who's personality depends on who they're with, like how the potato tastes like when it's cooked with literally anything else.

Someone who don't have their own opinion but agrees and supports with anything the person next to him/her says.

Guy 1 : Capitalism is bad and is ruining our economy

Guy 2 : Totally! Americans are being a bad example to the world.

Guy 3 : You think communism is better? It's a bluff

Guy 2 : Exactly. American economy is the best.

( Guy 1 and 3 is annoyed by Guy 2 and they consider him as a potato personality)

by Darkxlayer June 10, 2021

Potato

Not a root vegetable.

That chair is a potato.

by Alternative definitions July 17, 2017