Mississippi Mashed Potato

The act of taking a pure shit into a females pussy and making her wet so it slobs out.
Sharon sure did love that sloppy wet Mississippi Mashed Potato.
by RainbowHugger February 18, 2011
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Alrighty potato

A motivational sentence, to get on with a task.
Finishing a job, going on to the next "alrighty potato, time to do the dishes"
by Jordonwilliam July 16, 2022
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Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.
1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom
by Poppyseed Monkey February 07, 2025
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looking like a potato

Dallas looking like a potato~Brewer M.
by brewerbest123 October 29, 2020
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Saggy potatoe

When you sit on your balls and one becomes swollen and the ball skin stretches.
"Dude!"
"What?"
"I got the worse saggy potatoe!"
by WtfHumor November 30, 2015
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House potato

A person who never wants to do anything other than sit in their house
Damn guys I can’t get my homie obi wan to come out and shoot hoops , he’s such a house potato lately.
by Mommateyotoes February 12, 2022
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